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[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@bangtheeblazn @emilykmay Someone reopened a y2k store where the forever 21 used to be in her mall and so in her mind it’s still Forever 21. Like when my mom calls the random appliance store in the mall Sears.

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@squirrelmusing @emilykmay I see em all over the east coast. California prop 65 warnings are on anything that may be sold in California. I always joke “this will kill me but only if I drink it in California”

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@zuraup @portal222heaven https://t.co/HuaPR8RNPE

[orange (psalmist) 🦌 @Fromzionshill]

@portal222heaven 😹 I was constipated for the first 11 years of my life and my parents were just like yeah that’s normal you get over it eventually

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@Itohowodav @sgtpidge Known

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@DiaryofaSickGrl I called my beloved GI NP Dr. Firstname for a while as a joke but he was like….. you can’t be telling people I’m a doctor 🤣

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@beyoncegarden @grok where is the original

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@ShipleyDo_Nuts Did you guys just shutter this location quietly😔 it would have been nice to know it was going to close

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@starvingmiffy Can you feel the progress? I struggle with gaining weight and the scale doesn’t change much for me, but I can tell when I’m well nourished based on how I feel. Do your energy levels or digestion change to let you know you’re onto something?

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@offbeatorbit Did I just learn that the sickly Victorian boy actor is dating ms self made billionaire

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@princess_edtwt How much do you think she spends on groceries if she eats like this every single day? I eat like 3 small-mid sized meals a day and a few snacks in between and my grocery bill still feels astronomical. She must spend $250 a week just on herself.

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@_meizzoo @princess_edtwt It was the sheer number of onion bagels with a seasoned hash brown for me. I started lookin like this when we got to two and I lost it at 3.

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@DemetriusRO6 @tatami_loop They got yitties and some junk in the trunk tho!

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@Siyamke1 @moneyhungeron @lerrykins_ Is tarven something I can’t find on google or did you both misspell tavern

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@neonxsepia And what if I said he’s not even that pretty? Pretty is so subjective and he’s not getting any privileges here with that face.

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

Earlier a coworker said she had been considering the name “Pearl” for her daughter, “but,” she said, “that’s the name of the daughter in…” and we both said “the scarlet letter” as my other coworker said “spongebob.”

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@leighataughtyou @lolm4aria @Playboistas Improved diagnostic criteria and increased intervention. DSM 5 was released in 2000. But come back with more insanity, please.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

The outburst I had at JoAnn’s Fabrics is not reflective of who I am.

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@lllliatttt The way alcoholism isn’t defined by counting beers but an emotional and physical dependency on alcohol

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@readtoyourkid @TaraAnnThieke I haven’t read a Jan Brett book since the last time I read the Mitten as a little kid, but I still remember how the pictures on the side of the page gave us a preview of the next scene. My whole class would be engaged in the illustrations of that book.

[chronically josie @josies_mind]

@sdiver100 @deloisivete What an odd thing to say