Joy Nemerson

I'm an idea man, I thrive on enthusiasm

[Joy Nemerson @joynemerson]

Some of you have never lost Coke and Pepsi at your own bar mitzvah and it shows

[Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts]

monday#

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I cannot emphasize this enough, had I KNOWN that getting my wisdom teeth out would prohibit me from using a straw for TWO WEEKS I would have just stayed home.

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Somebody talk me out of fur lined crocs before it’s too late

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No bag policy = sexist

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Nothing hits quite like the smell of a hot dog wafting through the @amtrak car

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I just don’t think you should be able to call it a salad unless it has a leafy green in it

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Coincidentally, a good bye party is a great place to meet people

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“Sorry can’t talk, the game is on” - me watching @LoveIsland

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Anyone else lookin at their find my friends and pretend it’s the marauders map?

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Never thought skorts would come back in style but here we are

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Chat gpt be like

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Blossom = gryffindor (the girls who get it, get it)

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

If it wasn’t “classless” when Caitlin Clark did it, don’t call it classless when Angel Reese does it. Let the women compete, it’s sports!!

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@JackRabbitCT @BlameBasquiat Will this be restocked 🤞🤞🤞

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@alliegshow The only acceptable comment

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a businesswoman first and foremost

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@JoshuaEthanNH Unfortunately

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Lightbulbs really do be lasting forever these days

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Nothings ever made more sense to me