Joy of the Bundle

Sleep deprivation is no joke. But these diapers are funny. 🙌🏻

[Kate @KateWouldHaveIt]

My son just showed me something he made and asked “Do you like it, or do you love it?” and those are the only options I’m giving people from now on

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

It’s okay, first-time moms, second and third-time moms don’t know what’s going on either.

We’re all winging it and praying for a moment to sit down.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

You can take away my daily shower, my 20-year-old body, and any glimmer of a social life. But for the love of God, don't ever attempt to take away my coffee. It's all I have left.

[Joy of the Bundle @joyofthebundle]

Haha. #parentprobs https://t.co/mKX31nOzJr

[Nursing Cover @DriaCover]

What's a full time job before 9am? Parenting. Read this mother's list of things she does before 9am. Can you relate? https://t.co/IH16mS7hTq

#parenting #motherhood #newmom #momlife #pregnancy #newborn

[WannaBeSuperMom @wanna_bsupermom]

Everyone keeps asking how life with my 3-week-old is going. This pretty much sums it up 😴 #newmom

[Momentsofanewmom @momentsnewmom]

My husband pre baby, “I don’t need a lot of sleep. I am a Marine. I slept on the ground in Iraq.” My husband now, “Hey will you change the baby while I pee?” “💤💤💤💤💤” #momlife #dadlife #Marine #getmeacoffee #momsaresuperhuman

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

My son, sleepwalking, came into my room and said “Can you get the trash out of my bed?” So I went to his room and showed him there’s no trash and he said, exasperated, “Why would there be trash in my bed?” then laid down and went back to sleep.

That about sums up motherhood.

[Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ @UnfilteredMama]

“She poops too much.”

- my son’s review of his new baby sister

[Dadding Around @DaddingAround]

I can't feel my arm I can't feel my arm I can't feel my arm I can't feel my arm I can't feel my arm I can't feel my arm I can't feel my arm.

-A poem about holding a sleeping baby

#parenting #newborn #dadlife

[Joy of the Bundle @joyofthebundle]

Farted from the bottom now I’m here. 👶

This bundle of #jotb #middleofthenightdiapers is headed to Conway, AR.

#momlife #dadlife #newmom #newdad #newborn #newbornprobs #newbaby #babyshowergift #babygift #sleepdeprived #diapers #etsy

[Joy of the Bundle @joyofthebundle]

Thanks for the RT @MomAndNewborn!

[Joy of the Bundle @joyofthebundle]

Hello. Is it pee you’re looking for? 👶 @lionelrichie #idratherfindpee #jotb #newparentprobs #newborn #momlife #dadlife #etsyfinds #babyshower #babyshowergift #baby #pregnant #parenting

[Dan Gheesling @DanGheesling]

#Dadlife 🌚

Me: Des who do you want to 🙏🏼 for tonight?

Des: PP and poo-poo.

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

Every time my kid complains about being bored, I tell him there are still a few Easter eggs he hasn’t found. There aren’t, but it buys me another half hour of drinking in silence.

[HuffPost Family @HuffPostFamily]

The funniest parenting tweets this week, from @WalkingOutside, @LaGuardiaCross, @Manda_like_wine, @MyMomologue & more. https://t.co/M4xUCUivpt

[Gordana Biernat @MyPowertalk]

Whenever I feel lost
I always find my way back
to who I truly am
by focusing on what I love
and enjoy doing.

Even the smallest of things
remind me of my source
and the essence of my being
which is unconditional love.

Love will always
help you express
your true self.💕

#Love

[Summer Morris✨ @Summerink_]

"The most important things we do are often invisible & aren’t things at all. Raising respectable people is the most important legacy we can leave." 👧🏼👦🏼💗@JonSchneck #parenting #momlife #dadlife #familygoals

[Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet]

50% of parenting a toddler is deciding if the object they're about to break is worth getting up off the couch for.

#dadlife #momlife #parenting #toddlerlife

[Joy of the Bundle @joyofthebundle]

🙌🏻 https://t.co/D9PA2vmbIm

[Mike @lnsightfulMike]

As a parent, I try to find joy and the present moment in repetitive daily actions.

For example:

Washing the baby bottles, I know that I am washing the baby bottles. https://t.co/DP1qVtifQ1