Ode To

Retired. John Malkovich is my uncle. Vita vinum est.

[Ode To @joyyyy369]

@NBCNews this @BadgerVB @PennStateVBALL coverage has the worst sound balance and the replays cutting into live play. Seriously?

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

you on 4/20  🤝  our bread everyday​

getting baked every 4 hours

[Ode To @joyyyy369]

On hole #14 @BethanyMeyer14 "Check the ham." Aka the ham in our cart that we brought leftover from Easter

[Ode To @joyyyy369]

Mason "What's that semi's hood ornament?" Me "A pig" Mason: "I've never seen one of those before." Me "Like ever?" Mason "No" Me "Like never? In general?" #DadJoke #AchievementUnlocked

[Ode To @joyyyy369]

You ever look outside and see a bright red bird and think "hmm..a parrot!!" And it's Wisconsin and a cardinal...

[Ode To @joyyyy369]

#DerryGirls

[Ode To @joyyyy369]

@andyreed @KansasC

[Ellen Weatherford 🐊 @elksneedle]

Mambos No. 1 - 4 were tragically lost in the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria

[Ode To @joyyyy369]

Seth H slams a @JagermeisterUSA shooter and goes, "Awh! Just like mothers' milk."

[Ernest Wilkins | 🏁 @ErnestWilkins]

Me: This edible ain’t shit

10 mins later:

https://t.co/5fDiCHg82e

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

go to shows alone, it’s not as scary as you think

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong

[Ode To @joyyyy369]

@paytmitch @BethanyMeyer14 This is literally you.

[paula @calmingprada]

2023 energy

[NCAA Women's Volleyball @NCAAVolleyball]

𝐖𝐎𝐖. 𝚆𝙾𝚆. 𝗪𝗢𝗪. 🤯

📺 @espn

#NCAAWVB #SCtop10 x @USDVolleyball

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

A map of railway lines in the USA vs Europe.

[Governor Tony Evers @GovEvers]

Nearly two-thirds of Wisconsinites support legalizing marijuana. The will of the people should be the law of the land.

[Ode To @joyyyy369]

@NCAAVolleyball @espn THIS IS NOT AN EFFECTIVE CAMERA ANGLE FOR VIEWING VOLLEYBALL...... who picked this?