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“You know, I use organic products, but I get laser treatments. Its what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu”-Gwyneth Paltrow

[Zach @jestermaxxing]

Fire engines should be blue like their ally, water, instead of their enemy, fire.

[logan @logwim]

we cant do it at my place, my house is inverted. yeah it’s inverted. yeah i dont know what happened it just inverted at some point like it’s flipped i don’t know what to tell you

[joz @jozzyrose]

i still think about the princess and the pea

[dietnigga @dietniggga]

If you’re white you can’t crash out you can only go bonkers

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the body craves blue raspberry

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

accidentally had my jaw clenched for 6 hours again

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

Star-Gazette, Elmira, New York, March 11, 1931

[greg @gurreggg]

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

just got the call. fired. I was the wildlife DEI coordinator at the EPA. my job was to turn the frogs gay

[poletic kate @poetickate]

i just told bf they don’t use mail or a handy dandy notebook in blue’s clues anymore (it’s now email and a smart phone) and he put both hands over his face and screamed “nooooooooooooo”

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

I'm plotting on your rise bro. i'm literally up in the lab scheming on beautiful abundance for you. I'm cooking up ways for a rising tide to lift all of our boats. I'm praying for your gains. I'm lighting a candle to your inevitable splendor dude

[alison chains @cooldetat]

can i come over to your house and do this

[charlie @chunkbardey]

if someone leaves your life it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world

[sally *- @goopy_cat]

i got a new perfume