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tweeting thoughts i’d never put on main.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Everyone knows Scorpios are hands down the hottest sign, and when you meet one, you may think you absolutely need to have one for eternity.

SCORPIO SEASON IS HERE!

https://t.co/hrHtLWk30m

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@Luvvie rarely. i take a car service 1-2x a week. my wife & i are hispanic-white passing & live in one of the richest neighborhoods in boston. 1 out of 6 rides they’ll open the door. it really varies

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the bar is on the floor

[Aella @Aella_Girl]

one of my partners once was like 'you're not that pretty' during a tender moment
i rolled over in the fetal position and groaned for like an hour, and then he went and made me an im sorry card out of construction paper and markers and stickers

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@Aella_Girl girl this is still bad…..

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

gilmore girls is an incredibly stressful show I do not know why people gear up to watch it every fall like? do you enjoy watching lorelei yell at her parents for just wanting to help her? do u like seeing rory make every bad decision possible?? this is fun for you???

[Chaparral 2K @Chaparral_2K]

no one's reading this wall of text in a tweet, fuck off lmao

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

He didn’t really provide that life, she did. Gisele makes more money than Tom and yet she still did so much to support him while he never returned the favor. The one thing she asked was that he retire in his mid 40s (already late for the NFL) and he couldn’t keep his promise

[💋 @price0fwoke]

Kim made it sexy and fashionable. Missy brought creativity. Lauryn brought soul & RB. But Nicki Minaj turned female rap into a profitable brand, made it global, and demanded female rappers be respected…and she did it all by herself. She is the face of female rap and is still writing the blueprint/formula on what a female rapper should aspire to be.

[Rob Wesley @eastwes]

Thinking again about how basically all the sites on the internet went away and then the absolute #1 least cool person on the entire planet bought this, the last site.

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Lol thanks for sending that meme, that shit would have hit so different back in 2012. Unfortunately I have since lost my innocence and sense of childlike wonder ,

[jojor wel @cabbageskvot]

@TheDejaKing @tejaatej the weapons forming against him were coming from inside the house lmao

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Weird how whenever I talk at a party it’s the first time I’ve ever talked in my life

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Men are disgusting- stop having their children

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lol girl you guiiiiiltyyyy

always got a rotten little vibe from you

[jour @jourdanzz]

Love Molly McPherson! She talks about Pop Culture PR 🤌🏽

This was her analysis on Lizzo’s response.

[Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman]

The social isolation most of us experienced in 2020 was absolutely necessary, but there's no denying that it had real psychological effects, including the fact that no one knows how to behave in public anymore.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lizzo is being represented by Hollywood lawyer Marty Singer for her harassment and toxic workplace lawsuit.

Singer’s clientele ranges from a variety of stars, including Bill Cosby, Johnny Depp, Charlie Sheen, Chris Brown, Brett Ratner, and currently, Jonah Hill.

[cabby @cabby]

“do you have snapchat?” do you want my aol and landline too while we’re at it you geriatric fuck?