Freelance Dev

[Freelance Dev @jpekeene]

@AndrewBolis Guides

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Just had someone ask me “what kind of adult wears pyjamas?!” so can we get a retweet from every adult currently enjoying their pyjamas please?

[Freelance Dev @jpekeene]

@toddmotto Haha I knew this was coming! I more meant env - do you think Windows and OSX is interchangeable now?

[Freelance Dev @jpekeene]

@toddmotto What laptop is it mate? And how do you switch between OSX and Windows etc?

[April King 🌀 @CubicleApril]

I'm not paid six figures as an engineer at @Twitter because I've memorized obscure DNS commands.

I'm paid it because I know when to look something up, know how to do it, and can recognize safe and correct answers.

And I'm senior because I can explain that information to others.

[Freelance Dev @jpekeene]

@SimonHoiberg Nice 👌 Have you used DocumentClient on DynamoDB? Makes working with DynamoDB way easier 👍

[Freelance Dev @jpekeene]

@JasonManford https://t.co/zLfvXYq83t

[Freelance Dev @jpekeene]

@kryptos_rsa @tryultimate @toddmotto Ah ok, fair enough. Guess I’ll try and get hold of @toddmotto then. Cheers for your help 👍

[Freelance Dev @jpekeene]

@kryptos_rsa just doing your React basics course on Ultimate Angular (which I’m really enjoying) - do you know the ETA for the other React courses? Cheers

[Freelance Dev @jpekeene]

@toddmotto although Angular is my fav, some up-coming work is in React and I was wondering if there’s an eta for the other React courses on https://t.co/3HuDMQAIE5? Cheers

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Queue jumpers: May your biscuits always fall in your tea

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Being asked another work question, having just given your finest “right then, I’m off, see you all tomorrow, bye, have a good night” performance

[Australia @Australia]

Dear United Kingdom, your besties across the ocean are calling. 📞 Love, your mates in Australia #matesong

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Currently having this chat up to twenty times a day:

“Ready for Christmas then?”
“Yeah, just about. You?”
“Few bits and bobs left to do but getting there”
“Well have a good one if I don’t see you before”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

December conversations:

“Can I open this cheese?”
“It’s for Christmas!”
“Use by date says next week?”
“Cheese doesn’t go off!”

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

I guess some people just don't appreciate great ideas

[Louis Theroux @louistheroux]

48 hours to register to vote. Get on it, people! https://t.co/wDMURhG4FN

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Weather forecast: Jurassic Park

[Sir Michael @Michael1979]

Almost got invited to a party today!