jordan pennino

“isn’t afraid to call bullshit” — @nathaliecon

[jordan pennino @jpenninooo]

every break for this show has started with an ad for a christian university… 💀

[jordan pennino @jpenninooo]

and “banal” in a work setting in my 20s…

[jordan pennino @jpenninooo]

not me pronouncing “boehner” phonetically in a 12th grade debate…

[jordan pennino @jpenninooo]

i can understand the millennial slander when half of us can’t figure out that it’s ‘TikTok’ not ‘Tik Tok’

[jordan pennino @jpenninooo]

had the upsetting realization that kids today will probably only know drew barrymore and kelly clarkson as talk show hosts

[Ros Atkins @BBCRosAtkins]

If you’ve not followed the story of how some Americans have turned to a drug called Ivermectin to treat or prevent COVID despite no public evidence it does this, a tweet can’t do it justice. Trust me, it’s worth 7 minutes. Produced @briony_sowden https://t.co/ydJg8xyDxt

[jordan pennino @jpenninooo]

@jonlovett Shrek 2

[jordan pennino @jpenninooo]

“listening” to an audiobook ≠ “reading” a book

i’m not anti-audiobooks, it’s the constant misuse of the word “reading” recently that gets me 🥲

[jordan pennino @jpenninooo]

@jeffkies thank god

[jordan pennino @jpenninooo]

is it elitist to unfollow anyone who uses comic sans unironically in their IG stories y/n

[adam crouch @theadamcrouch]

people will say “oh it’s mid century modern” and it’s just brown

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

I don’t mean to sound impatient but it has been an entire pandemic since the last episode of Succession.

[Secretary Pete Buttigieg @SecretaryPete]

Okay. NOW it's infrastructure week!

[SEDONA @sedonaprince_]

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention

[jordan pennino @jpenninooo]

@jeffkies have only just recovered from the trauma, ty for your thoughts n prayers 🙏

[jordan pennino @jpenninooo]

“not to put you on the spot...”

*puts you on the spot*

[jordan pennino @jpenninooo]

how do i become a biden grandchild and/or harris stepchild

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

Women. Accounted. For. All. The. Losses.

[jordan pennino @jpenninooo]

me on thursday: omg hbo max is finally on roku, there’s so many new shows i can finally watch

me on sunday: ok now that i’ve rewatched the first season of Friends for the 50th time, let’s mix it up with S1 Sex and the City for the 20th time