Jack Winfield

Doublethinking everywhere, but only in London

[Jack Winfield @jpewinfield]

@SightSoundmag Fun to read as ever but I am confused as to criteria. There are several films in the 2024 list that, in the UK (i) are not to be released until 2025, or (ii) were released in 2023. Indeed, I count NINE films in the 2024 list that were also in the 2023 list! Can someone explain?!

[Jack Winfield @jpewinfield]

@LFFstubs selling x1 ticket for Praia Formosa - tomorrow Friday 11 October @ 15:10 (NFT3). £10 FV - DM if interested!

[Jack Winfield @jpewinfield]

@LFFstubs x1 ticket to On Becoming a Guinea Fowl - tonight (Thurs 10th) @ 20:50. NFT1. Face value £17. DM if of interest!

[Jack Winfield @jpewinfield]

@Computershare I cannot DM your account; could you send me a message please, then I can respond?

[Jack Winfield @jpewinfield]

@Computershare Hello - I sent share certificates 8 days ago by FC post to your Bristol office for a share sale, your team claim they haven’t arrived and now you’ve cancelled the sale and charged commission, saying ‘there’s nothing we can do’. Please can someone look into this?

[Jack Winfield @jpewinfield]

@howiejk @HomeOfCricket @BFI Ha, this is exactly what I was thinking. It feels like deja vu. Wouldn’t mind just doing a full reset and starting again tomorrow from scratch but how do these systems not learn?!

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Just bumped into Suella Braverman who said to me “traitors like you are why we are in this mess.”

She didn’t like it when I asked her to put that into an email.

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

I have a joke about trickle down economics.

99% of you won’t ever get it.

[Jack Winfield @jpewinfield]

@OfficialFV Half of my sofa is lost in your Dartford Warehouse; my upholsterer claims your team cannot find it. Please can you get onto your team to find it? DM for order number.

[Jack Winfield @jpewinfield]

@williammann2016 @llozshort @mradamcoleman @WillGCollins @rantytaff @_mattstimpson @DannyBray @hannah_ailie @BarberRichardp @LoveLovePeaceP1 @Austria_UK @crystalski @SimonCalder @llozshort How did it go? Did you have any entry issues with less than 120 days between 2nd vac and booster?

[Jack Winfield @jpewinfield]

@UKinAustria Thank you. This has been updated (probably around 32 Dec?) since the rules were enforced to include the requirement of a 120 day gap between second dose and booster (which is only 90 days in the UK). My gap is 113 days. Is the UK government aware of this disconnect?

[Jack Winfield @jpewinfield]

@UKinAustria Hello: I am flying to Austria from the UK on 15 Jan having had a Pfizer booster on 31 Dec (which was only 113 days after a second Pfizer dose on 9 Sep). Please could you advise if this is will prevent entry without quarantine?

[Jack Winfield @jpewinfield]

@dombo13 @UKinAustria @FoieGrasAddict Please can we have clarification on this?

Is the rule being enforced that UK travellers to Austria need to have a 120 day gap between second dose and booster? Various sources don’t quote this requirement, and this doesn’t match up with UK Gov 90 day gaps.

[Jack Winfield @jpewinfield]

@hanks_ju66 @JonMayor2 @RobertABinning @Austria_UK @austriainuk Please could we have clarification on this point?

It will be the hinge on whether lots of people can travel. It is also backwards-looking and therefore irresolvable if you’ve now had a booster less than 120 days after a second dose.

[Jack Winfield @jpewinfield]

@Austria_UK Hello: I am flying to Austria from the UK on 15 Jan having had a Pfizer booster on 31 Dec (which was only 113 days after a second Pfizer dose on 9 Sep). Could you advise if this is will prevent entry without quarantine?

[Jack Winfield @jpewinfield]

@austriainuk Hello - niche entry requirement question: I am flying to Austria from the UK on 15 Jan having had a Pfizer booster on 31 Dec (which was only 113 days after a second Pfizer dose on 9 Sep). Could you advise if this is will prevent entry without quarantine?

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

The real torture wasn't that Sisyphus has to roll the rock up the hill for eternity, it was that Zeus kept telling him that if he worked hard and applied himself, one day he might be able to pay off his student loans.

[Jack Winfield @jpewinfield]

@George_Osborne Interested in your thoughts on ‘Vice’ last night: too ‘liberal’? Gloss over of Democrat legacy?

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

If you think you are free, go ahead and try to fire your boss.

[Sam Curran @CurranSM]

Another special week. Loved every minute of it, a great series win. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿