Jared

#bootyclapgangordie man of the year DBH three 6 mafia freshmen class priesdent FSU munch US army 9/23/15 rip buddy

[Jared @jpflasterer]

#MAGA Time to make murica great again

[Jared @jpflasterer]

What's a Twitter?

[Miller High Life @millerhighlife]

The High Life isn’t just a beer, it’s a state of mind. Enjoy it!

[Jared @jpflasterer]

I don't make this shit up

[Jared @jpflasterer]

Everything that's pretty isn't always good for me. Wise words of @KidCudi

[Jared @jpflasterer]

It's Tuesday were closed

[Jared @jpflasterer]

Always https://t.co/fSgCsr0fld

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Fast food workers are marching in Chicago for $15/hour

I can see it now

Taking breaks every 20 yards, holding up misspelled signs and shit

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Buying all my side chicks Popeyes gift cards and cell phone minutes for Christmas. #class

[Jared @jpflasterer]

@emilynoethen it's your lie tell it how you want haha

[Jared @jpflasterer]

@emilynoethen uhm I'm calling Bullshit #nowayyoudont

[Jared @jpflasterer]

@emilynoethen must be pretty fuckin dandy

[Jared @jpflasterer]

If your still #withher then you should help build the wall and get over it. #AllTheWayUp

[Jared @jpflasterer]

The only can I need is American! #AllTheWayUp @Drinkin_Bros

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

HILL-DAWG SENDING OUT SOME PRETTY EPIC CUSS OUTS VIA EMAIL RN. ENJOY, @FBI. #ElectionNight

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

All of the people who said "if trump gets elected I'm leaving the country," just became liars

[Jared @jpflasterer]

Cause your too lit fam. https://t.co/OY09K5IsEr

[Jared @jpflasterer]

I could use a beer and a trip to Mexico fortune cookie. #BeerFriday

[Jared @jpflasterer]

@DallyBoyRenth

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Fair warning. Anyone running up on me in a Bozo costume is catching these hands. No questions asked.