Tim Kaine, you sniveling, pearl-clutching hall monitor of the Senate—congrats on another masterclass in limp-wristed virtue signaling while a downed American pilot is out there dodging Iranian goons.
"We have to *hope* Iran follows humanitarian laws"? Buddy, the mullahs just massacred 30,000 of their own protesters this year like it was a Tuesday barbecue. They stone women for showing ankle, fund Hezbollah to blow up Jews, and treat "Great Satan" captives like piñatas at a Revolutionary Guard party. Iran doesn't do "humanitarian laws"—they do beheadings and hostage videos for fun.
But sure, Timmy, let's all clutch our fainting couches because Pete Hegseth dared to say "no quarter, no mercy" and ditch the stupid rules of engagement that get our guys killed. God forbid we project strength instead of your signature move: weak-kneed whimpering that tells the enemy, "Please be nice, we're the nice guys!"
Remember when you were Hillary's human sleeping pill of a VP pick? You lost so badly even the Electoral College felt bad for you. Now you're out here turning a rescue op into a partisan TED Talk about how Trump's Defense Secretary is the *real* threat. Newsflash, asshat: the threat is the regime that chants "Death to America" while you play lawyer in a war zone.
Sit down, Senator. The adults are handling this. And next time an American's in danger, try praying for the pilot instead of auditioning for Iran's PR team. Pathetic.
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