Just Print Money

Just some degen from the trenches.
TradFi meets CT. Stocks meet the blockchain. Not JPMorgan. Not Chase. Not Official.

Just Print Money. 🖨️💵 • $CHASECOIN

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OFFICIAL TICKER CHANGE. 🖨️

Turns out naming a memecoin $JPM while shitposting about Jamie Dimon has one tiny problem:

X thinks we’re promoting JPMorgan stock. 💀

We are not.

So the ticker is getting retired.

JUST PRINT MONEY stays.
The mission stays.
The printer stays on.

New ticker:

$CHASECOIN

TradFi is moving onchain.

We might as well have some fucking fun with it.

🖨️💵

Same degen. Same dream. New ticker

[Just Print Money @jpmonchain]

Wall Street isn’t debating whether assets move onchain anymore.

They’re figuring out how fast they can get them there.

Stocks. Bonds. Funds. Real-world assets.

Tokenization isn’t some fringe crypto experiment anymore. It’s becoming financial infrastructure.

The line between TradFi and crypto is disappearing.

Just Print Money was built for that intersection. 🖨️ 💵

https://t.co/koDzEphHtz

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@theunipcs 62k holders and still adding 4k in a day is kinda insane

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@RoaringKitty The fifth time is called conviction. 😂

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@frankdegods Bro typed that with his whole soul 😭

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@ddivixx The hardest trade of the bull run is realizing you’ve already won

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@notthreadguy Round tripping $15m but keeping the screenshot forever is generational

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@notthreadguy The number is the number.
The printer is the printer. 🖨️ 💵

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@coinbase First they taught AI how to think.
Now they’re teaching it how to trade.

Teaching it how to print money feels inevitable. 🖨️💵

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@notthreadguy Real traders don’t clip uPnL. They screenshot it and ride it back to zero. 😂

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We just realized every time we used the JPM cashtag, we were sending people straight to JPMorgan Chase stock.

So apparently we’ve been doing free marketing for Jamie Dimon this entire time.

You’re welcome, Jamie. 😂

Just Print Money isn’t going anywhere. 🖨️💵

New ticker ASAP.

Sometimes you gotta learn the hard way. 😂

[Just Print Money @jpmonchain]

Wall Street spent 200 years making money complicated.

We simplified it.

JUST. PRINT. MONEY. 🖨️💵

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@base @Ledger Everything eventually goes onchain. Even the stuff they said wouldn’t

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@vladtenev Goldman Sachs conference. Robinhood CEO. Crypto moving into traditional finance.

Somewhere, Jamie Dimon just felt a disturbance in the force. 😂

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@AshCrypto **So the Treasury is buying back Treasury debt.

We’re gonna need a bigger printer. 🖨️💵

JUST. PRINT. MONEY.

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@JohannKerbrat Tokenize the assets. Tokenize the markets. Tokenize everything

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@AshCrypto Clarity for crypto?
Jamie Dimon is gonna have a long week

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JAMIE WHEN HE FINDS OUT. 💀😂

$JPM — Just Print Money 🖨️ 💵

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A little about the idiot behind $JPM. 🖨️💵

I’m not a VC.
I’m not a market maker.
I’m not some crypto millionaire pretending to be one of you.

I’m just a fucking degen with a dream.

I love this community. I love the memes, the chaos, the ridiculous ideas that somehow turn into movements, and watching a bunch of strangers on the internet rally around something they believe in.

That’s what I want $JPM to become.

Not just another ticker that launches, pumps for 48 hours and disappears.

I want to build something people actually have fun being part of. Something CT can make its own. Something that can grow bigger than the guy who started it.

The joke is simple:

Jamie spent years shitting on crypto.
Now Wall Street is putting everything onchain.

So we made the printer a memecoin. 😂

I don’t know how far this thing goes.

But I know I’m here to build it, meme it, laugh my ass off with you guys, and see just how fucking ridiculous we can make this.

Just a degen with a dream.

JUST PRINT MONEY. 🖨️💵

$JPM