Jared Johnson

Missouri boy by blood, California man by marriage. My passions are my wife, son, daughter, theology, naps, and my golden doodles.

[Jared Johnson @jrdjohns]

Best line from #TedLasso this week:

“Well, I do believe in second chances, Ted. That’s why I’m still married and all my sons are alive.”

Best. Quote. Ever.

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@Tesla

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Wow, @grok Build is actually pretty darn good. This game has no business being this fun, and it only took Grok Build 20 mins to create.

https://t.co/JbaST4VVPH

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I think my dog likes my new office couch… She knows how to use a pillow. #goldendoodle

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@OpenAI @ChatGPT Why did you remove the ability for personal accounts to share custom GPTs????

"Personal ChatGPT accounts, including Free, Go, Plus, and Pro, cannot create or publish new GPTs."

Why are you removing useful features from paying customers?

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@cnnbrk Another one bites the dust.

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Just a minor glitch with Google Search this morning… @sama @OpenAI

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@thsottiaux

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

A life of integrity will cost you. It will be difficult.

And yet somehow we all know that to live without it is the worst fate of all.

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@nikitabier @LangmanVince

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@Adidotdev

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

This is what a hero looks like.

A young lifeguard rescues a 10-year old boy while being punished by powerful waves in California.

What an incredible display of courage and determination.

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@Polymarket Tell me your insurance sucks, without telling me your insurance sucks…

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@MajinBuofficia

[Claude @claudeai]

Introducing Claude Opus 5.

It's a thoughtful and proactive model that comes close to the frontier intelligence of Fable 5 at half the price.

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@applefiles_ Both. Siri AI UI but borders the screen like Apple Intelligence.

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@mweinbach Super impressive!

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Dead World, I apologize on the behalf of the United States of America. We let you down with the last Presidential Election. Just know we are embarrassed and ashamed of ourselves and we hope you can forgive us of our foolishness.

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LFG @Cardinals!!!!

[Netflix Sports @netflixsports]

JORDAN WALKER DEFIES THE ODDS 🏆

He defeats Kyle Schwarber to become the 2026 T-Mobile Home Run Derby champion! #HRDerby

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@sola_chad Did the interviewer see the irony of the comment???