Jordan

[John @J_oh_n]

Everyone knew this was the risk of playing chappie. You knew some mad cunt would dish out a slap like this if they caught you. It’s why you play the game.

[MK 🇫🇷 @mkliebmann]

Cristiano Ronaldo begged for hamburgers outside McDonalds. He’d never turn pro in America

Messi’s parents were factory workers. He’d never turn pro in America

Lalas went to boarding school. Failed to get into college until his dad made a call to Rutgers. He went pro in America

[BumperFilmsCoach2006💚🌈✊ @HarveyRivers17]

Another eBay gem 💀

[Jay @JibbaJabb]

Andrew Marr: " The Commons rules are very clear and they forbid face coverings "

Count Binface: " Well the Commons rules are very clear about what you can do with donations , but that seems to have got all murky so why can't I see how the line can get tested ? "

#lbc #farage #clacton @CountBinface

[Daniel Pearson @DPearsonPHL]

Btw lalas supporting the current system is basically proof that it doesn’t work. Thierry Henry and Zlatan Ibrahimovic would never have had the money to pay for the American system. So we are stuck with players like Lalas and Pulisic as a result of this exclusion.

[Vance Munson @GT_____]

I like how the kid’s instinct is to go for the handshake before he even sees Haaland, veteran move

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Finally someone said it. #DefundGrassrootsFootball

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

Speechless.

#Wimbledon

[Graham Lister @bloodyrollocks]

Dame Andrea Jenkyns wont let the establishment win.

[Jon @jonhotspur1988]

I’ve no interest in the tennis but I’ve just seen this and it made me chuckle.

British humour is the best. 😂

[Christopher Clarey 🇺🇸 🇫🇷 🇪🇸 @christophclarey]

"You are so proud of your rules...You have no idea what the rules are"

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Labour, Tories, Lib Dems and Greens: I demand you stand down in Clacton. I will be a unity candidate and pledge to build at least one affordable house.

Nigel Farage says he wants The People versus the Establishment. So be it.

Leave him to me.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

VAR for tonight’s match.

USA Belgium.

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Cristiano Ronaldo has attempted 0 dribbles in his last 9 matches.

He has not completed one in his last 15 matches.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

17 - Most shots on record (since 1966) at a single edition of the FIFA World Cup without creating a single chance for a teammate:

Cristiano Ronaldo, 17 (2026)
Alberto Garcia Aspe, 15 (1998)
Jerzy Gorgon, 13 (1974)
Katlego Mphela, 13 (2010)
Denis Cheryshev, 13 (2018)

Ego.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

Roberto Martinez wasting Belgium and Portugal’s golden generations

[The Big Three @Big3Tennis]

Unreal

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

This soccer shít is pretty good.

[Chris @CWeatherspoon_]

Entire Portugal World Cup campaign was essentially a case study of football in service of a celebrity. An immensely talented group of players all made to kowtow to a 41-year-old acting like a child up front. Embarrassing

[malu @maluoriginal]

o tapa que ele dá no gordinho pra ele virar p falar c ele kkkkkkkk