James Ekstrom

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@OhRyanMead Hey sorry I celebrated the Goodrow overtime game winner too hard and went into a two year coma. Did something happen?

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@OhRyanMead Just spoke to the team and they said best they can do is lose every game in a shootout.

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@BlueshirtsBreak Classic Sullivan focusing on acquiring vets from Pittsburgh...

[Ryan Mead @OhRyanMead]

If Spencer Martin gets a shutout tonight vs NYI I'll venmo someone who retweets this $300.

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

(tweeting this so I can pin it)

I have two cartoon collections that you can pick up wherever books are sold. The majority of the toons in them are brand new, never before posted.

Pixels and screens are cool, but I’ll honestly always prefer paper 🫶

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@NYRFanatic @vzmercogliano The funniest thing they could do is score one second before breaking it - the longest possible time without a goal and not even a fun fact "record" to show for it.

[Ryan Mead @OhRyanMead]

I bet @TickPick that NYR could do the impossible.

They. Will. Score. Tonight.

If they do, one person who RT's this will get $100 in TickPick Credit.

LGR

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@CaseyPoney Last year, my friends and I were admiring an intrepid duckling fighting its way along a particularly choppy lake Michigan. A couple minutes later I accidentally nonverbally interrupted their conversation with my reaction to a seagull swooping down and eating it whole.

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@OhRyanMead Ryan I'm starting to think this isn't the year we make it past the ECF.

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@HockeyStatMiner I think Drury's favorite thing is wiggling out of bad contracts. But he's almost wiggled out of all of them, so he's gonna need to make big moves this summer to acquire more bad contracts if he expects to have more to wiggle out of by 26-7, let alone 27-8.

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@OhRyanMead Here in person, and normally there are enough New Yorkers to get a big pop at the United Center when we score. Notably quieter this year - resale tickets were going for like $40 this morning and i don't think that's a coincidence.

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@OhRyanMead Is 2029 the next one after 2024 by any chance?

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@vzmercogliano Easiest way to not lose to the worst team in the league again is to become the worst team in the league.

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@OhRyanMead Ryan do you think an Igor goal tonight could save the season? Or would it have to be a full Gordie Howe hat trick?

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@admbeaumont For a dollar extra, one could literally get 100 level seats at the united center to see the rangers vs. A different underperforming original 6 team on a weekend night.

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@OhRyanMead Incredibly adorable. Any chance you can share where one can find the crochet patterns for that outfit?

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@vzmercogliano As an expert on the subject yourself - do you think mika having a 1 year old at home this year instead of a newborn will make the difference for him to have a bounce back season?

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@OhRyanMead @vzmercogliano @ColinSNewsday If Matt Rempe scores a shorthanded goal, is it still a shorty? Or does it average out to be normal height?

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@simondjacobs @north0fnorth Does long Connecticut accidentally Gerrymander the entire Midwest, by cutting out the blue population centers of several swing states?

[James Ekstrom @jrekstrom]

@OhRyanMead *goes to order coffee from a Barista with long Zibanajad hair*: no show...

*pays $19.94 for a cup*: All false signs..