Jessssss

Probably should've stayed in bed Navy ‘20

[Jessssss @jrs98_]

Graduated from the United States Naval Academy with a degree in Naval Architecture and Marine Engineering and got to commission with my bestest friend by my side

[Jessssss @jrs98_]

God forbid I see children out of school in the middle of the day

[andy @heyitsandy_]

i don’t like it when i have the day off work and other people are also off and walking around town. get back to work, this is my time!!

[suze @cortadoedison]

Does anyone know what I want for dinner by any chance

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Watching the homeless guy already day drinking while I’m on my way to work

[M.E 🍏 @Emmys]

You’ll live a better life if you don’t concern yourself with cosmetic damage to your car

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

See fellas, yall be in my dm/the wrong dm and it’s women out here who think like this…. Dm her!!!!

[rageful @ragehrt]

“I’m overworked and underpaid”

Me at work :

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Popped a Zyn while drinking a Celsius and now I can hear my hair growing

[emz! @blahblahemilyy]

I didn’t go on ozempic, I lost weight the old fashioned way (got cheated on)

[🛸 @tufthug]

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship just miserable enough to yearn

[audrey @phlegmme]

Oh god… my yum. That’s my yum being yucked. They yucked my fucking yum. They know it’s my yum and they’re still yucking it

[joshua. @livingthroughJ]

i don’t want to work this week. at all.💔

[talia @taliasbonnin]

Put me unmedicated in a room with RFK Jr. for 30 mins and he’ll come out saying we need Lexapro in the drinking water

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

if i worked all day and came home and saw a grown ass man waiting for me to cook him something I would literally beat him.

[sirhighbreed @sirhighbreed]

2 chainz was right, I love bad bitches that's my fucking problem

[erika🌹 @honeymoonaries]

im not perfect but at least im not a woman supporting chris brown LMFAOOO

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

[E🕷️ @rakechaelas]

hug a white lesbian today…. their second tower was just hit

[Eriie @MusicKnowl]

Beyoncé and Olandria

[Gator Respecter @gatorrespectr]

*trump voice* We have the best lesbians, it's true, they're world class

[noah @capsboybebop]

as a seattle seahawks fan since february 2026 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me