Justin Settlage

I share my garbage opinions on finance, politics, and sports because I wasn’t told no enough as a child #BlackLivesMatter

[Justin Settlage @jrsettlage]

This man is a fucking magician #payhim

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Stephen Strasburg, 2019 Highlights.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This means someone said “by sea” to him and he didn’t know what it meant

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Oh you’re all physically minuscule and you’re surrounded on an old stone tower by nine unkillable demon phantom wraiths, not to worry, that bloke you met at the pub is actually the Sickest Guy Ever, he will easily set them all on fire

[Alex Skopic @alexskopic]

"And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

[diesgu @diesgu]

o por do sol visto do espaço

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

Hegseth’s search history.

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[Justin Settlage @jrsettlage]

This exact moment marked his ascension from great player to once in a generation

[NBA Slime @TerryFranconia]

Why did everyone I know including myself happen to be watching this game

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

He just slapped a flat 10% tax on everything btw lmfao

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

He lived in Fairfax county? Stupid question

[fareed @it_is_fareed]

My entire net worth is in third order Rapture derivatives. If the chance of “the chance of “the chance of the Rapture exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%, i lose my house

[💫 @wexlervgoodman]

this is kind of the best advice i’ve ever heard

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

you couldn’t keep your job at burger king if you posted something like this and this dumb fuck is the president

[tré easton @treeaston]

At this point I just want him to go ahead and say it so I can see what Republicans do

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

What if rent was meat! What if bank was dinner? What if car payment was moon? Think about it.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf gon hit a pothole and get in a plane accident

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

temu ass country

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

They said

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

The total USAID budget was $35 billion by the way