Jessi Silolahti

I hope all ten people who read my tweets enjoy them.

[Jessi Silolahti @jsilolahti]

!!!!!

[amir…… @norioIogy]

what if we replaced all statues of racists with moomin :)

[Jessi Silolahti @jsilolahti]

Put the brand on blast too. @guess this fucking suuuuccccckkkkkssss

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Vogue’s August issue has begun to use “AI models” instead of human models for some of their photoshoots.

https://t.co/zjcwe4hNr3

[Jessi Silolahti @jsilolahti]

It’s bad enough to steal the name, but you couldn’t even come up with your own hashtag???? No other ideas??? No one with an ounce of their own creativity???

Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool

#TusksUp #tuskup @MammothLax

[Utah Mammoth @utahmammoth]

A new Ice Age dawns. Introducing Utah Mammoth.

#TusksUp

[Jessi Silolahti @jsilolahti]

@PremierLacrosse @DenverOutlaws @ChampionUSA I’m going to need a an outlaws throwback jersey asap

please and thank you

[Bachelor Fantake @BachelorFantake]

Wait so the new golden Bachelor is Gerry (but pronounced Gary) and he’s from Indiana? I’m in.

#TheGoldenBachelor

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

“Are they in our grade?!” - Me, a 38 year old man.

[Premium @premium]

need more than 280 characters to express yourself?

we know that lots of you do… and while we love a good thread, sometimes you just want to Tweet everything all at once. we get that.

so we're introducing longer Tweets! you're gonna want to check this out. tap this 👉

starting today, if you’re subscribed to Twitter Blue in the US you can create longer Tweets.

most standard functions of Tweeting still apply, whether you want to post a picture, use a hashtag, or create a poll. but now you can type all the way up to 4,000 characters. for now, longer Tweets on web can't be saved as drafts or scheduled to send later.

but don’t worry, Twitter is still Twitter. we know longer Tweets could mean a lot of scrolling, so they’ll be capped at 280 characters on your timeline and you’ll see a “Show more” prompt to click and read the whole Tweet.

while only Blue subscribers can post longer Tweets, anyone and everyone can read them. you can reply to, retweet, and quote Tweet a longer Tweet, no matter if you’re a Twitter Blue subscriber or not. subscribers will be able to reply and QT with up to 4,000 characters.

let us know what you think. we’re excited to see how you use the extra space!

if you’ve got more to say, you can subscribe to Twitter Blue by clicking the link in our bio.

[Jessi Silolahti @jsilolahti]

Just move to Italy???

[Jessi Silolahti @jsilolahti]

😎

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

The 12 most useless college majors, according to career experts (@BusinessInsider):

1. Acting/Theater Arts
2. Film
3. Anthropology
4. Civilization Studies
5. Philosophy
6. Psychology
7. Communications
8. English
9. History
10. Interior Design
11. Marketing
12. Photography

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Hope there's no hard feelings, Otto 🍊 @USWNT

#ThisIsSportsCenter

[Kaustubh Vongole @KaustubhVongole]

“For Christmas I want to become a business school case study on operational fuck ups” - Southwest Airlines probably

[Michael Sainato @msainat1]

The union has been in new contract negotiations with Southwest Airlines for 4 years pushing for systemic improvements

[Ford Sanders @fordsandersTV]

IMPORTANT REMINDER: Please be kind to airline agents. At the end of the day, Southwest as a whole is who canceled my flight with no explanation. I watched multiple agents today in tears after how customers treated them. They are here to help, and I’m so grateful to them.

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

"Capitalism breeds innovation."

Capitalism:

(via: @ade3)

[@meghna.bsky.social @betterthemask]

if you hate watching a billionaire destroy the place you live online, wait till you hear what they’re up to with planet earth

[Jessi Silolahti @jsilolahti]

@wigintraining It’s the “we/them/boys” as his pronouns for me

[Peter Baugh @Peter_Baugh]

The #StanleyCup player tour is complete. Here’s a thread of all the stops:

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

trying to build up the courage to send that one email

https://t.co/yqgR1ffH04

[dylan @dahlinlover]

THIS PHOTO IS SO FUNNY

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

Turn the lights off, carry me home.