Jamie L. Smith

Wedding dancing, karaoke and happy hour extraordinaire. Fueled by sugar free Redbull and Swedish Fish.

[Jamie L. Smith @jsmith514]

Not petting service dogs is the greatest demonstration of self control I can possibly make.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Start a fire> put it out > take credit for putting it out. I’m glad we all see this coming a mile away

[Dream for America @DreamAmerica_]

To all the young people who think Joe Biden is to blame for the TikTok ban:

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

One of the most blatant forms of Christian hypocrisy in our time is Christians holding all the ordinary people we share this country with accountable to the most rigid moral standards while simultaneously holding their preferred politicians accountable to no standards at all.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

MAGAs saying we do not have free speech here in Europe.. we do.. we have free speech. But what you need to understand is that there is a huge difference between free speech and the right to spread mis information and lies about everything and everyone you do not like..

[⏻ c:\user\elaine @userELAINE_EXE]

hard to find the balance between educating yourself on current events and not making yourself so indescribably sad that you can’t properly function

[Jamie L. Smith @jsmith514]

Alanis and Renee Rapp?! Be still my heart #RockinEve

[Jamie L. Smith @jsmith514]

@ohMyG00och

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m now a single issue voter

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

[Michael J. Stern @MichaelJStern1]

In a nutshell, this:

[Jamie L. Smith @jsmith514]

Are we really supposed to believe she fits all of those hideous winter coats in one suitcase? #EmilyInParis

[Emily Bernstein @emilybern]

Adam Brody’s rizz in this show is off the charts. It’s like Seth Cohen grew a beard and realized how fine he was and sent an entire generation of O.C. girls into heat

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

#NobodyWantsThis is huge for all of us who have been in love with Seth Cohen for 20 years

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

not enough news outlets are mentioning Sister Act for my liking

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Have to agree with this!

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

me: ok im for real going to go to bed early tonight

my brain: hey so unfortunately you gotta research what kind of whale is the biggest whale

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jason Kelce is top 2 guys you wanna party with & he isn’t 2