Jasmine (she/her/hers)

wtf is a German muffin?

[Jasmine (she/her/hers) @jsmntweets]

@mrsbaileywrites @MhairiMcF @holly_bourneYA Paperback and audiobook!

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I’m never on here anymore but calling on the holy trinity (aka my all-time favorite authors) desperately hoping for help accessing your books in the US! Kristen and Holly, yours are getting harder to track down and I need my FIX!

@MhairiMcF @mrsbaileywrites @holly_bourneYA

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@mrsbaileywrites @Stormbooks_co I read Sex Ed then Am I Allergic to Men then found out about alllll the rest and literally threw my phone. It survived. Props to Kate Spade’s phone cases. I cannot get enough of these people!

[Jasmine (she/her/hers) @jsmntweets]

Ps, a tweet (or whatever Musky is calling them) will never be enough, but thank you for getting me through some really tough times with a whole lot of giggles and tears that tend to confuse the truckers passing me when I’m listening to the audiobooks 😂

[Jasmine (she/her/hers) @jsmntweets]

@Damnit_Brandi Maybe something with lidocaine?

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@mjs_7037 Ahhh that makes more sense 😂

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@HanSobbo I heard that if you send them to Disney characters you get an autograph back! We were just too poor right out of college to spend the postage 😂

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@mjs_7037 Have you watched Friday Night Lights? I am actively trying to prevent myself from finishing it because it’s so good.

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@Damnit_Brandi

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ok but did ANYONE get an email???

[Ellys @ellysmelancholy]

girls waiting for the Ticketmaster verified fan presale sale access email for Taylor Swift knowing it’s just an invitation to war

[Jasmine (she/her/hers) @jsmntweets]

@Damnit_Brandi Ughh! Do you know when she got the email?

[Jasmine (she/her/hers) @jsmntweets]

@Damnit_Brandi I’ve gotten nothing!!!!

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Can’t remember the last time I looked forward to a therapy session more

[Jasmine (she/her/hers) @jsmntweets]

This month’s Twitter check-in:

#Barbie infused tweets about #TSwift and #soccer

TSwift infused tweets about Barbie and #feminism

Existential dread about the start of the school year that I blissfully did not buy into until yesterday when I found out I’m teaching 20 credits

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

WANTING WAS ENOUGH
FOR ME, IT WAS ENOUGH
TO LIVE FOR THE HOPE OF IT ALL
CANCEL PLANS JUST IN CASE YOU'D CALL
AND SAY, "MEET ME BEHIND THE MALL"

[Jasmine (she/her/hers) @jsmntweets]

@mjs_7037 Now THAT’S what we should be calling Mr. Toothy Scrotum

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I don’t care who you are. Adding pesto to a sandwich might make it fancy, but it doesn’t make it better.

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@MadMeerHoff PLASMA! 😂

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The number of times in a week that I reference the dinner party episode of #TheOffice is both delightful and troubling

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@Damnit_Brandi Come back I need notes!