jstaples

Special Teams Coordinator

[jstaples @jstaples007]

@sshsraiders @polk_way None of these young coaches believe me when I tell them it used to be 800. Bigger crowds in those days.

[ClamFan @Clam_Fan]

A husband who left home to play golf at 8:30 a.m. doesn’t return until 6:00 p.m. He knows he’s about to face the wrath of his wife.

As he opens the door, his obviously miffed wife says, “Where have you been? You said you’d be done with golf by 1:00 p.m. and home hours ago!”

The red-faced man stammers, “I’m really sorry, honey. I can tell you why I’m so late, but you’re only going to be even more angry with me.”

Now completely frosted, the wife says, “I want the truth, and I want it NOW!”

The husband says, “Okay, fine. We finished in just over four hours, then decided to get a beer in the clubhouse. I hopped in the car and would have been here by 1:00 p.m., but on the way home I spotted a pretty young woman struggling with a flat tire. I stopped and changed it for her. As I was wrapping up, she offered me money. Of course I said no, but she insisted on buying me a drink at the bar up the road. She was so nice that I agreed. Before long, one drink turned into three. She was quite beautiful, and when she suggested we go have a quickie at the no-tell motel next to the bar, I couldn’t resist. We got into a room, clothes started flying, and we had wild monkey love in every position imaginable. It must have gone on for a couple of hours, because when I looked up, the clock said 5:30 p.m. So I quickly dressed, jumped in the car, sped home, and here I am. You wanted the truth. There it is.”

The pissed-off wife, now realizing she’s married a complete imbecile, says, “Bullshit! You played 36 holes, didn’t you!”

[jstaples @jstaples007]

@CoachKSullivan @lucyshow11 2 cans could be concealed in a Pringles can.

[david justice @23davidjustice]

I still can’t believe Bobby Cox is gone! He is the reason why I came up to the big leagues and a big part of how I learned to play the game!Play hard and be on time! Luv u,Bobby! R.I.P.🙏🏽

[Chipper Jones @RealCJ10]

Haven’t posted on social in quite some time but can’t stay quiet in this time of loss. I’m struggling to tell all what Bobby Cox meant to me and so many others in Braves Country.
He was the leader of men and a second father to so many Atlanta Braves thru the yrs. I’m so sad today, but as I sit here watching my two youngest boys play in their championship games on the day he passed, I can’t help but shout the same things he did from the corner of the dugout. ‘Come on kid, u got this!’
We are gonna miss him so much, but his legacy is forever cemented with the success of this franchise for the last 35+ yrs. He started it as GM, continued as manager, and passing the torch to others, the Atlanta Braves will continue to be force that Bobby Cox always wanted us to be. We love you Skipper. You were our rock. I love you more than words can express.
My boys won both of their games…..Bobby had a hand, I have no doubt!

[Coach D @CoachDaniels06]

No way 200 or 300 kids can be evaluated at a camp. You are just donating!!!!!

Stop falling for the banana in the tail pipe.

[Jonathan George @JGeorgeBSN]

Seeing all these weight room upgrades in Florida. Who is gonna be up in the 941?? Let’s get it going 👀

@BSNSPORTS_FL

[jstaples @jstaples007]

@CoachRyanBell Greatest coaching job in America is at an orphanage.

[jstaples @jstaples007]

@darlington_rick @CoachLamb1 I can hang out with this dude hours on end!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[jstaples @jstaples007]

Guess that 20 year streak started up again last night. #werebetterthanyou
Go Cats
🐾🐾🐾

[Chris Harvey @CoachCHarvey]

Players don’t remember long lectures.
They remember sound bites.
Short. Clear. Repeated.
Meant for the moment—
but they last a lifetime.

[News4JAX @wjxt4]

Extracurricular leaders in high schools across Florida have reason for optimism as the state Legislature passed SB 538 this week.

Here are some questions and answers about the massive bill that's headed to Gov. DeSantis' desk. https://t.co/UTboSL2dFP

[jstaples @jstaples007]

@Jrod2245 21

[jstaples @jstaples007]

@johnnywilk_john See you there

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

if you are a person that presses your brakes on the highway every few feet when there is nobody in front of you can you please explain to me why you do that because I don’t understand ..

[jstaples @jstaples007]

So 4 dudes from Eastside and only 1 from Bradford on first team D. Check the history books the last 4 years.

[Mainstreet Daily News Gainesville @NewsGainesville]

Buchholz and @EHSRamsFootball won district titles in 2025 and placed 4 players apiece on the @bosshardt Realty All Area big school defensive team. @ThePrepZone @BuchholzFB @TigerTownCHS @recruittheN @BHSTornadoFB
@ridaught reporting for @NewsGainesville
https://t.co/iADVWSeZJS

[Isaiah Thomas @isaiahthomas]

Real shit!!!!!! Every parent should read this ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[jstaples @jstaples007]

@plies Lock at Maryland

[Cy Cubbedge 2028 QB @CyCubbedgeQB]

Appreciate the write up @sixstarfootball!! @Elite11 was a great experience. Hit several personal bests at the combine! Locked in, I’ll back! 🔒😤💯 @BHSTornadoFB @QB_DNA @sampson_BHS @GregDaniels_OL @CoachMattPearce @BenjaminRivals @QB_CoachColeman @rhett_rod @CoachJGordo @AWilliamsUSA

[jstaples @jstaples007]

Do not sell your tickets to Bills fans. Unacceptable!!!!