Jordan Sullivan

[Jordan Sullivan @jsullii]

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.” - MLK Jr

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

The way I’m going to immediately began making and recording more music for stick season 2: even more sticky

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey man I noticed you picked yoshi. Do you mind letting me have him or else.

[🇺🇦🇺🇦 @gaslightking]

cody ko kinda looks like the grinch

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

Dating to marry, nothing less.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

do not start. with those sky booms. i don’t like them. and you don’t deserve them

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Saw a girl on tik tok make her hinge fun fact that she’s never been on a boat so that guys offer to take her on theirs and I just hope she’s on a boat right now

[trash jones @jzux]

coffee isn’t enough anymore. i need the barista to slap me

[The Band CAMINO @thebandcamino]

💔

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Oh you don’t let your dog on the couch maybe you should go to jail

[Marilyn @MarilynMill_]

I was in the gym the other day and a man asked me how many sets I have and I really don’t get the workout lingo so I said ‘give me 3 minutes please’

I was SO embarrassed 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[UNC Humor @UNC_Humor]

A reminder - North Carolina’s last win was a 94-81 victory over Duke in Mike Krzyzewski’s last game in Cameron Indoor Stadium

Let’s be honest - who could forget it?

[the gn general @rickwitheruler]

They sell gas on shein???

[Diane @dianenotdiana]

When gas was $1.65 I used to drive around to “clear my mind” .. now!? These thoughts living with me.

[mkk @marykatekenney]

saw someone talk about how if Kim K, with all the money and resources in the world, can’t safely and simply divorce her husband without being harassed and stalked, then it’s about time we stop asking women in domestic violence situations the question “why doesn’t she just leave?”

[Gaia @gaialect]

less “why did this happen to me” and more “what did this come into my life to teach me”.

[prance @bocxtop]

u have to wait 4hrs to get a covid test 2yrs into the pandemic but in the time u spent waiting jeff bezos made $3 million so there's really no way to tell if america is bad or not