Jake R

foot and ankle surgeon, aspiring wound care specialist | “Jake is the office communist” - my boss | MCFC, NYR, NYM, NYJ, NYK, FSU shitposter and retweeter

[Jake R @jt77593]

When 4chan meets the Bible Belt

[Jake R @jt77593]

@jaseidler Fair enough!

[Mike Mayer @mikemayer22]

Meta are expected to talk to Scott Boras about Kris Bryant at the GM meetings per @NYPost_Mets.

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Kareem ain't have to zip Rodgers up like this. "which he has" is fuckin killing me 💀💀💀

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

At the end of the day, Biden is simply more invested in taking lives than saving them.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

on every play the bears offense looks like they’re frantically trying to escape the play they called

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

Calling a timeout after my University of Austin Fightin' Tautologies are on the wrong side of a 9-0 run in the second half. They circle up around me. "I find this behavior CONCERNING," I shout, "but hardly SURPRISING given the sadly degraded state of the CONVERSATION ON CAMPUS."

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

It’s Time.

[Simon Bajkowski @spbajko]

Not only did United only have four touches in the City box during the derby but Opta data confirms they had none between the Ronaldo/Greenwood chance in the 26th minute and....the 95th minute.

[Leyton Orient FC @leytonorientfc]

@markgoldbridge You’re a grown man.

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

Score Update:
CLE 34 - 16 CIN
13:51 4Q

This game has a 7.62% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 44-19 (1.05%)

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Lee Corso puts on the Cincinnati mascot head
The Cincinnati mascot puts on Lee Corso’s mascot head

Oh have the turn tables

[Mike Mayer @mikemayer22]

Former Met Adeiny Hechavarría with an elite bat flip.

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲. 𝗪𝗲. 𝗚𝗼. 🔴🔵 @ManCity

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

???

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Also, the "vaccines will make you infertile" thing is not new, but it has kicked up recently, in part because people aren't dropping dead en masse as they projected.

Most people have the shot, and there hasn't been a mass death event.

Infertility creep is the big boogeyman now.

[Astead @AsteadWH]

have we considered the possibility that Aaron rodgers is nicki minajs cousins friend

[Jake R @jt77593]

@AdamZHerman The people you’re trying to own would be very upset if they could read these.

[Mike Mayer @mikemayer22]

The Sandy Alderson situation has been a hindrance in the Mets hiring people for the front office. There's no getting around that.

It's been reported by multiple outlets and it's being talked about all over baseball.

It's a real issue, whether fans want to admit it or not.