The President of Oreos

don’t believe everything you think

[The President of Oreos @jtburris2]

@AWMB_LTD @juliarturc For progress to even occur there has to be some shared, accepted understanding of the scientific method and a scientific community hellbent on preserving it. Otherwise, as demonstrated in this video, your “progress” is built on a house of cards. I think that’s their point.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Tim Dillon: "If JD Vance wants to be the president he's going to have to say Peter Thiel is satan and here's why that's good."

[The President of Oreos @jtburris2]

@bannedyoangel Being white is when nice

[noah kulwin @nkulw]

Dianne Feinstein died in the middle of crazy back-breaking sex with several people at once

[The President of Oreos @jtburris2]

@TheRyanNYC @Royal_Bloo @johnEiid @ianmiles They’re functional, who gives a shit. Russia’s standard of living makes this comparison really stupid.

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

A lesson for every geriatric in the Senate

You can go with dignity and spend last days with family/friends or you can wither away before the eyes of the world and tarnish any legacy you may have once had

[The President of Oreos @jtburris2]

@fIowermunchy @elonconomy @_maddie_who This take actually makes me sad

[The President of Oreos @jtburris2]

@LarryKrakowski @FreckleTrivia @Dexerto 3000th like let’s gooooooooo I am your GOD

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

I’m putting together a team.

[The President of Oreos @jtburris2]

@JeremyPenter Armored core is going to reproduce an experience I haven’t had in a long time, and I’m looking forward to that for sure. I want that more grounded, character driven no man’s sky but idk man not confident on starfield.

But honestly if I had a PS5 it would be spooder

[The President of Oreos @jtburris2]

@tiebex_ I’ll take 5 game n watch and return the $10

[The President of Oreos @jtburris2]

@RonDeSantis Dude inflation was like 8% 8 months ago. What are you talking about? Feel free to raise again when the magical recession actually happens. Ramaswami gonna come out above you dawg

[The President of Oreos @jtburris2]

@szn_ant @dyingscribe They’re a mess but they’re kinda goofy and fun idk. The show is definitely far more coherent and tight.

[The President of Oreos @jtburris2]

@PantherMike182 Dude. Super heated smoke would fill the car and their lungs.

[The President of Oreos @jtburris2]

@unforgivingdon @bunnysecretsx @beinlibertarian @MattWallace888 Id very much suggest checking out “a libertarian walks into a bear”. I’d be careful with that claim.

[The President of Oreos @jtburris2]

@briebriejoy This just feels like an issue that’s so polarizing that it would undermine the whole agenda of the admin under which it was implemented/ would ultimately not have a lasting impact and only damage further the institutions that could be the engine for real change.

[The President of Oreos @jtburris2]

@briebriejoy I’m still not sure what direct-payment reparations would actually solve. The argument I hear so often is that it’s simply owed but id like some better understanding of how this would actually result in a real shift in black folks standard of living and access to opportunity.

[The President of Oreos @jtburris2]

@EPM106 Yea I don’t think that’s a key subplot, tho.

[collin @fiendformojitos]

Zimmer hearing Ludwig’s Oppenheimer score

[The President of Oreos @jtburris2]

@jordanbpeterson @Disney How do you keep making this mistake