Jeff Torkelson 🦠

Love dogs; like cats.

[Jeff Torkelson 🦠 @jtork2]

@mon3yyoung @DRYERKITTEN Make sure insta has camera permissions before you join Two Friends Jeopardy

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

Should we REALLY make our schedule release video an anime?

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[Jeff Torkelson 🦠 @jtork2]

@medshoppe45 Happy Twosday ✌️

[Jeff Torkelson 🦠 @jtork2]

@JustinRahe Wordle 217 6/6*

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This one almost got me.

[Jeff Torkelson 🦠 @jtork2]

@imAimHigh @KansasOGTV Vinland Saga gets slept on.

[Jeff Torkelson 🦠 @jtork2]

@MichelobULTRA ☀️

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Jeff Torkelson 🦠 @jtork2]

Good thing Google can autocorrect capital to Capitol, or these Trump supporters might have gotten lost.

[Jeff Torkelson 🦠 @jtork2]

@JustinRahe At least KU football didn't lose to Fort Hays 👀

[Nick Corasaniti @NYTnickc]

"That's too bad for Carrots."

[Craig Bro Dude @CraigSJ]

The president would not denounce white supremacy when asked and they just... moved on.

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

He called racial sensitivity training Racist

[Jordan Cook Book @_jswizzle]

7 million cases with 200,000 deaths so far means that to reach herd immunity at ~70% (optimistic) we will have around 6 million deaths. So no, we can’t all just catch coronavirus and move on as if everything is normal

[Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez]

We've gotta send kids back to school so one day they can be doctors and scientists, and everyone can ignore them.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

When seat belts were first introduced in 1968, there were idiots who insisted they “infringed on their freedoms” and would physically cut them out of their cars. We make fun of those people now. Can you guess who we’ll be making fun of in 2072?

[Davontae Harris @wichkid]

REOPEN THE ALBERT WILSON CASE. REOPEN THE ALBERT WILSON CASE. REOPEN THE ALBERT WILSON CASE. REOPEN THE ALBERT WILSON CASE. REOPEN THE ALBERT WILSON CASE. REOPEN THE ALBERT WILSON CASE.

[lane @laneehoyt]

album cover circa 2018

[Jeff Torkelson 🦠 @jtork2]

A contact tracer app but it tells you how many people you've killed by defying stay-at-home orders.

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Quarantine day 6.