josh

it me

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

"sorry lads, the Madri's off"

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

It’s the youngest country he could think of

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

are you okay man? you’ve been doing just as poorly as you’ve been doing for as long as i’ve known you

[Scott Drew Fan Account @wepayplayers]

“Hey I saw you at the tailgate last weekend and you didn’t say hi”

Me:

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

BY THE GODS IM RUINED!!!

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

God inventing millipedes:

[⑧ @brungearmuranch]

Tonali waking up at midnight

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

realizing i can run while im drunk

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

It’s pretty astounding that RFK has even less brains than his uncle

[Kevin @Pekfrak]

Do you guys think when Trump dies, Joe Biden will appear to him like a Batman Arkham game over screen

[Batspecter @TheBatspecter]

batman: we have to stop ivy from turning all of gotham into plants
the nefarious poison ivy goons:

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

TRUMP [dying]: Avatar. Think about that. You leave your old body behind and become blue. You become blue and huge and beautiful. You ride dragon