julia

stan account for my obsession of the month

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

got recommended journaling

[HB🏝️ @0CEANICAIRLINES]

can i come over and do this

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday

[Netflix @netflix]

Invented walking

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire
- did i act ok
- was i cool
- was i fun
- did you have fun
- did i do anything wrong

[Josh Lewis @thejoshl]

When the Emilia Perez songwriters started singing their own song during their acceptance speech.

[noah @capsboybebop]

remember the super bowl where mr peanut fucking died

[lauren🪿 @speaklaur]

neurodivergent? uh... i'm actually more neuro hunger games myself

[juliette ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ @miffys_mom]

dating me is like hey wanna watch this freaky ass movie

[bobby @bobby]

it's straight up slightly nicer to be alive when there's a big HBO show airing on sunday nights and everyone is watching it. the government should fund that show. it's actually so important.

[chance @chanceposts]

me knowing that time is arbitrary but people collectively choosing to believe in a fresh start is a beautiful reflection of the optimism of the human spirit

[rosie @rosieroot]

🎄🌟

[mars @starsbinie]

not a cellphone in sight. just people living in the moment

[ﹺ @ovejitalina]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[pepper @AGPepperr]

Your twenties are for finding out the mask you learned to protect yourself as a child is slowly destroying you as an adult

[claire rowden @clx1re]

me: timothée chalamet showed up to his own lookalike competion and didn’t even win and also one of the timothée’s got arrested

normal person: nice day outside today

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

me after hearing the new hire was born in 2003