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florida state

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Born too late to explore the earth. Born too early to explore the stars. Born right on time to get war updates from Pop Base.

[𝒥. @boylandria]

You’re the only bitch in this house I’ve ever respected.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

“Move with their belongings” to describe an actual picture of ethnic cleansing.

[georgie🌸 @dominicperignon]

caleb hearon saying “you’re in the sand box bitch. im at the gun store” is more important to me than anything mr beast has ever done

[Dee @figgled]

Working with seniors confirms how common chosen names are. Old blokes are like Hi I’m Jack and I can’t find their record so after quite some time they say Well it’s Robert. But I go by Jack. Because my middle name is John. Whatever queen live your truth

[Billie Nelson @Mamabenergy2]

@Mollyploofkins And here is what they are called state by state.

[Special Puppy 🧦🐵 @SpecialPuppy1]

It’s insane how little attention this bill is getting

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

All of this is happening because the Confederates weren’t properly punished

[jo @thejoeydavis]

graduating pre-covid increasingly feels like the last chopper out of vietnam

[Jake Cole @ThatJakePC]

They’ve each got one half of a torn photo of them posing with Ghislaine like separated twins

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I’m jumping the gun this summer. I’m biting off more than I can chew. I’m barking up the wrong tree. I’m writing checks my ass can’t cash. I��m with whatever and I mean that. Rest in fucking peace outdoor boys

[Holobody @holobody]

Bro lets go out and be pillars of the community tonight

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

george santos sentenced to 87 months

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

Incredibly funny to anyone who’s been alive long enough to remember when Republicans used to accuse women of having extra babies to extend their welfare benefits.

[Magister Johannes in Vaticano 🇻🇦 @nassaujuan]

I cannot believe prots reinvented selling indulgences

[Zito @_Zeets]

Waving at babies is an art. Some of you aren’t real baby-wavers. Light and cheer doesn’t radiate from you. When you wave, the babies don’t laugh or smile, they keep a straight face like they don’t see you.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

This is truly horrific.

Donald Trump has just cut off legal services for 26,000 unaccompanied minors in our immigration system.

5 year olds will now be forced to navigate the system alone, with no support+no protection from trafficking, exploitation, or worse.