Julie O'Leary

someday I'll be funny. 'til then I'll do stand up.

[Julie O'Leary @julieandstuff]

I’d be a terrible looter cause it takes me like 2 hours in a store to decide what I want.

[Julie O'Leary @julieandstuff]

Cancelled my doctors appointment on the Westside. #reclaimingmytime

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Oh no! They discovered our vast conspiracy to take care of children and save the planet 😂

[Julie O'Leary @julieandstuff]

@TMobileHelp Your #magentafam Daniel at the Burbank store was sexist af and blatantly rude to me. And after hushing me, and telling me that he was just getting all the men’s names first, he wanted to make sure I got his name as I was leaving. It’s really disappointing. I was ready to switch.

[Julie O'Leary @julieandstuff]

@COTA is a disaster this year. Hour long line once you get to the track just to get in the front gate. This after an hour bus ride to get there. #cota

[Tony Schwartz @tonyschwartz]

When Republicans vote for Kavanaugh today, it won't be because they think she was lying. It will be because they don't care that she was telling the truth.

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

WE 👏🏾 ARE 👏🏾 ALL @Alyssa_Milano

#KavanaughHearings

[Julie O'Leary @julieandstuff]

@CrystalCharee You should tell him he’s not allowed to call the store also for no reason.

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

An extraordinary essay from the father of Mollie Tibbetts: https://t.co/glUc5OaI41

[Chris Oliver @ChrisWoodOliver]

SATURDAY @TaoComedyStudio @thebobbieoliver @KazuKusano @julieandstuff @BethanyDwyer @TheDaniBrooks and Stef Zamorano! $5! No Drink Min! Free Street Parking!

[Julie O'Leary @julieandstuff]

“Not a day goes by that I don’t use some cliche dialogue typically reserved for tv dramas.”

[Julie O'Leary @julieandstuff]

@CrystalCharee Intelligence is sexy. He’s smart-sexy— e.g. Hannibal Lecter.

[Julie O'Leary @julieandstuff]

I got shows. https://t.co/Rra0JHJNdY

[Julie O'Leary @julieandstuff]

If you’ve never hallucinated a secret entrance to a bathroom we’re probably not on the same page.

[Julie O'Leary @julieandstuff]

Come see me at @FlappersComedy club this Thursday at 10:00! Bring your entire extended family! Make it a reunion! Here’s a link for free tickets! https://t.co/2IkeDbBiW4 https://t.co/M0WhWKLNK3

[Julie O'Leary @julieandstuff]

Yes!! Sometimes the academy does right! So deserved! ❤️☕️🥄 https://t.co/OwvOSvZHOc

[Julie O'Leary @julieandstuff]

There can’t always not be bird shit on my car.

[Julie O'Leary @julieandstuff]

Is it still leg day if I only did it once? Leg Day. 1/14/18.

[Julie O'Leary @julieandstuff]

Damn it all. I’m fatter than my before pic.

[Entertainment Weekly @EW]

"Here are the all male nominees." - Natalie Portman introduces Best Director category at the #GoldenGlobes.