Jules

If someone tells you they’ve seen a ghost, you’re under no obligation to believe them.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

Is there anything more MAGA than the smug arrogance of someone who’s dead wrong but doesn’t realize it yet?

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

He didn't answer the question.

He rambled about his name change.

We are governed by a toddler and if you voted for him, you're one of the dumbest people in this country and I don't know you watch this and dont feel embarrassed for your vote.

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

“Sorry sweetheart, Daddy just called and he can’t pick you up tonight. He’s playing fascist paramilitary dress-up with other divorced dads.”

[SODEM : "Cap ALL Political Party Spending." @snb19692]

Tommy, you're a twat! You took my flags, I took them back, you harasses my friends, they lierally just ignored you!
You are not British in value! You are just like Farage... Milking it for what you can grift from your suckers!

[Jules @juliewailes]

@johndredge Me too. The Melody Maker also.

[h✿iley @timetopretendEP]

This is the best song ever and its not even the best pulp song

[minwagé777 @minwage777]

“The kitchen closes at 11:00pm”

Me walking in at 10:59pm about to place a diabolical order:

[The Bat @LiminalBatHQ]

Halloween, (1978)

[Jules @juliewailes]

@AndreasAndy3131 @NosCalanGaeaf Classic Michael!! A few years ago a neighbour who also loves Halloween came to stand in front of my house and stare up at it just like that, dressed as Michael. I was understandably thrilled 🤩 🎃.

[Jules @juliewailes]

@NosCalanGaeaf I reckon the residents of Haddonfield are getting a little bit nervous roundabout now 🎃

[Jules @juliewailes]

@NosCalanGaeaf I love your big porches in the US. There’s such scope for decorating. Props and decs stay dry. I’m very envious.
I put 6 lanterns out this evening. 4 are hung up, two either side of the front door. I’ve changed acorn lights to pumpkin lights. It’s started ghoulfriends!!! 🎃xxx

[Global News Monitor @GlobalNewsMontr]

SNL UK is absolutely fantastic!👌

[Bear @bearlyable2]

Fuck you

[Shane Vander Hart @shanevanderhart]

The National Park Service account has the only fed social accounts worth following.

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

A message for the right from the left.
😂😅🤣😆
This entire three minutes is like a therapy session. I highly recommend watching. It’s also frickin’ hilarious.💥

[Oscar Barbera @OscarBarbera7]

Hay canciones que se cagan olímpicamente en el paso del tiempo y después está este LIVE de Talk Talk que es una falta de respeto a lo aburrido. Si no te vuela la peluca 'It's My Life' en vivo, hacete revisar el carnet de buen gusto. Arrancamos. 🖤🔥👇
#MTV #ItsMyLife

[Jules @juliewailes]

@ProjectLincoln He’s about to blow 💩💨 Duck and cover!!

[Jules @juliewailes]

@YesterdaysBrit1 Being funny was no effort for him. They broke the mold after him. Total one off.