JumaPHD

METALINGUS

[Adémọ́lá. @OgbeniDemola]

We don’t have Presidents in Africa. We have supervisors of slave plantations.

[Leonarda Jonie @Leonardaisfunny]

The Bolsheviks were way more evil than the Nazi's and it's not even close. The reason you don't know that is because they won and are running the world.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

We all know who is going to hold the all time top goalscorer at the World Cup

KM10

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenyans can now download and print birth certificates online, ending the need to visit Huduma Centres to collect them.

[JumaPHD @juma_phd]

@amerix All of them

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Reminder; Kenya is not 13 Trillion in debt, Kenya is 13 Trillion in fraud.

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Is there a Women’s Mental Health month or is it just the men who are crazy?

[JumaPHD @juma_phd]

@Stazingar @Han31506417073 Time to revist the diodachi wars

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

For over 2000 years, more than 5,000 gods and billions of believers have been fighting just ONE Satan without being able to defeat her.

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

Modern women are allergic to good men because their nervous system is so used to chaos that peace feels boring. 🎯

[𐙚⋆ @voidwithverses]

“Religions are true for ordinary people, false for intellectuals, and useful for those in power.”

— Seneca

[Eric Boateng 🇬🇭🇩🇪 @ericboatenggh]

We grew up watching Mexican telenovelas, our mothers will be disappointed if we support South Africans.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Even if South Africa🇿🇦 is playing alone, we will support the stadium.

[JumaPHD @juma_phd]

@amerix Twanga ukipepeta

[Eric @amerix]

If she is titrating sex, you have no choice.

Just leave the relationship.

Women really love sex, A LOT!

Sex titration means she has lost desirability & views you as a burden.

Bro, you will never flog a dead horse.

Get out. Go pursue your purpose.

#MasculinitySaturday

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Tomorrow we are supporting Mexico 🇲🇽 so that South Africa 🇿🇦 can go back home early to protect their jobs.

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

Canada is Denying Kenyans VISA because of the EBOLA scare.

Ruto huwa dwanzi sana

[Nanaba Scorpee @nanaba_scorpee]

R.I.P to all WOMEN who lost a GOOD MAN because they listened to their SINGLE friends..

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

This sentence by Van Gogh hits hard:

“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.”

[Praise George @praisegeorge]

This is what 80% of women want men to do:
Pay bills that are not their own,
Solve problems they didn't cause,
Heal traumas they didn't create,
Raise kids they didn't father,
Suffer disrespect in the name of love.

Don't do it.