Jac Alberss

I like long walks on the beach at sundown and a good lap dance

[Jac Alberss @jumpinggg_JAC]

@RyanThompson44 @klafronz Let’s not do this…

[Jac Alberss @jumpinggg_JAC]

Would people judge if I changed my fb name to Larry the lobster?...😏

[Jac Alberss @jumpinggg_JAC]

@hannahdeane4 Under/over 1,000 ??

[Jill @JillHurley18]

Ironic that “women are too emotional” yet virtually all mass shootings have been carried out by men having “a bad day”

[Jac Alberss @jumpinggg_JAC]

@hannahdeane4 LOL Advil PM ?

[Jac Alberss @jumpinggg_JAC]

@lane_weezy Congrats Laney. Good job

[Jill @JillHurley18]

sorority girls scientists in 2020 at a pregame
🤝
TAKE THE SHOT

[Jac Alberss @jumpinggg_JAC]

@JillHurley18 Siri, play “Party in the USA” by .@MileyCyrus

[Jac Alberss @jumpinggg_JAC]

.@blakemoynes How much was the book? I’ll Venmo you for it #bachelorette

[Jac Alberss @jumpinggg_JAC]

@OptimumHelp I need technical support and your phone numbers aren’t in service. How can I speak to someone about my router?

[Jac Alberss @jumpinggg_JAC]

Oh and your Optimum Support App crashes every time I click customer service #Optimum

[Jac Alberss @jumpinggg_JAC]

@optimum this is ridiculous. None of you “technical support” phone numbers are actually in service or work. 973-230-6046 tells you to go online for tips and then HANGS UP. How are we supposed to get technical support from anyone other than your “virtual assistant”

[Jac Alberss @jumpinggg_JAC]

Feeling ~blessed~ that some @HoodieAllen was included in the new Big Bootie 17 @twofriendsmusic

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

Always keep a cookie in each hand just in case you touch your face.

[Jac Alberss @jumpinggg_JAC]

Feel like everyone is going to be TikTok famous by the end of this quarantine. I really need to step up my game #tiktokfamous #fyp

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Can’t wait for the next holiday to use Coronavirus as a legitimate excuse to tell my family why I’m single.

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

Wash your hands folks

[Jac Alberss @jumpinggg_JAC]

@klafronz Same

[Jac Alberss @jumpinggg_JAC]

@klafronz was it better or worse than Dr Bonner’s class????

[Jac Alberss @jumpinggg_JAC]

@klafronz Please pin this tweet

[Jac Alberss @jumpinggg_JAC]

@klafronz YOU CAN DO it!!