Monkeyshines

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@CoryBooker @espn Throw a banana in there!

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@rustyrockets Hang it.

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@OliLondonTV Dodged that bullet.

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@Milajoy I think she may have been sent by Gozer and is seeking Zuul, the gatekeeper.

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@ViralWavesX PRE-ARRANGED PHOTO OPS FOR THE CAMERA.

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@Tim_Walz VANDALIZED BY LEFTISTS!!!

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@TaraBull ALL THE MORE REASON TO ENJOY THIS RIDICULOUS FEDERAL HOLIDAY! WE HAD A HUGE THEME PARTY WITH FRIED CHICKEN AND 40 OZ'ERS! (We asked everyone to arrive without guns, however).

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@BarackObama Gross hogs.

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@alphafox He's lucky she didn't shoot him.

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@FmrRepMTG Irrelevant old cow.

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@Inspirenaire Just stop opening your door for black people, and you'll be just fine.

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@MarcoFoster_ Psycho.

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@alluringmedia @nypost That's a lie.

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@StephenKing Stephen King is an old has-been who uses ghostwriters to earn a living (because he is too untalented to earn his own way in life).

[Kim "Katie" USA @KimKatieUSA]

This is the moment a customer busted two @Shell workers running the screw scam to charge gas to other customers.

He told them straight: take the screws out or I’m ruining your entire company.

I’m so sick of people coming to America just to scam hard-working citizens. Deport every single one running these street-level cons.

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@chiky_handlr Respect for the office, OBVIOUSLY (in this case), not for the man.

[Joel Fischer 🇺🇸 @realJoelFischer]

The GOAT is in town 🇺🇸 🏀

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@itsrosesm Ummm... We do. We also pay for your medical, your housing, your education, your telephone, your tv, etc. THEY ARE OUR PETS.

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@espn Spike Lee has obviously become a homosexual and has regressed into a monkey-like state.

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@GEN80 Keep these animals away from our fine white children.