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my opinions shouldn’t be taken seriously | it will always be twitter

[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

ketel marte nukes are a thing of beauty

[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

damn, rip kavinsky

[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

was this tweeted using alan turing’s first computer

[Eli Lake @EliLake]

DC insiders tell me Israel is very unpopular with the progressive wing of the Democrat party right now.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

"Who's better on..."

🔵Women's Rights: D +18
🔵Environment: D +17
🔵Democratic Norms: D +10
🔵Cost of Living: D +4

🟣Political Violence: Even
🟣Wars/Terrorism: Even

🔴AI: R +1
🔴Corruption: R +1
🔴Guns Control: R +3
🔴Immigration: R +5
🔴Crime: R +14

Ipsos / July 26, 2026

[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

stephen seeing a roller coaster

[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

engagement bait used to be believable

[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

@SpaceSocialist_ bro doesn’t know how to escape an in-swinging door lmfao (i’d be trapped for hours)

[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

his first tweet in years is this?

[Nick Bosa @nbsmallerbear]

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[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

@MGonGivItToYa more like prime steve nash if he was also an elite defender, like yeah “that boy nice” but not anywhere near prime jordan/bron/wilt/etc

[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

please shut the fuck up

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Lionel Messi is football’s GOAT - the Greatest Of All Time.

But did someone new enter the conversation during the World Cup?

Rodri has just become the seventh player in history to win a World Cup, a Euros/Copa America, Champions League and a Ballon d’Or in their career. The other six being Franz Beckenbauer, Gerd Muller, Zinedine Zidane, Rivaldo, Ronaldinho and Messi.

The Spain captain won the Golden Ball as the tournament's best player but does winning so many team prizes alongside those individual accolades give a player automatic inclusion into that conversation?

And can - and should - a defensive midfielder be considered the GOAT?

✍️ @TimSpiers

🔗 https://t.co/F6aMqi2i6A

[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

@louis20016 planes fly further and quicker without passengers and cargo 🤯🤯🤯

[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

@kezurgh it was like $10k per ticket mate, it was only worth it for like VPs and CEOs

[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

best 400 hours i’ve ever spent tbh

[Assassin's Creed @assassinscreed]

Ancient Greece awaits, misthios.
Time to begin an Odyssey (again).

[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

@WallensteinFan @lilgustaffson true but we went 10-7 in 2024, 14-3 in the regular season last year, and had the best defense in the league. it’s not like we were a 9-8 wild card team.

[Matt Miller @nfldraftscout]

@Austincham33 Stop tweeting and driving

[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

holy fucking choke lmfaooooo @England

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

go fucking lazo

[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

if my mother had wheels, she would’ve been a bike

[Rob Fielder @ademir2z]

@StefanFSchubert We’ve got to a point where penalties are completely detached from the offence committed. If Digne hadn’t kicked Yamal, there was no goalscoring opportunity.

[#1 online hater @justaburner__]

@FOXSports kill yourself 👍