justadick7

Im here for the tweets. I follow those who follow me. I RT a lot..

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

Whenever a good looking woman is working in the men's dept at the mall stores I make a point to complain about crotch tightness in my pants.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

Sometimes for fun I'll duct tape a child safety seat to the roof of the car and wave to the people blowing their horns and pointing.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

I only visit relatives to check their medicine cabinet.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

My sister has been diagnosed with Goes Down Syndrome.

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

Shout Out to deaf people!

[C’est La Vie @Robert_Beau]

Every so often I take a shit in the cat's litter box to remind her who's boss.

[Sweet Slips @Ndeshi_M]

They should make a t-shirt that says: I'm fine, thanks now fuck off.

[Sweet Slips @Ndeshi_M]

Feeling very lazy today. Can't decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing.

[Sweet Slips @Ndeshi_M]

Oh you’re an actress!
Which porn movie did you star in?

[Sweet Slips @Ndeshi_M]

I’d love to hear all about your day, just let me put my headphones on first.

[Sweet Slips @Ndeshi_M]

Women who like to curse: Cut that shit out! It’s not fucken classy!

[justadick7 @justadick7]

At the end of the day the writing is on the wall.

Twitter or Her?

I choose Her

[RafterManChild @kevinbry]

Relationship status:

Another dude thinks I'm a chick on Twitter.

[justadick7 @justadick7]

It's crazy how fast a couple can go from "In Love" to "Lawyer up bitch"

[Noodles @Dawn_M_]

My favourite thing about sex is when he dies and has to spend the night with me.

[eEric @ericsshadow]

*whispers "thug life" to the wife before leaving a dirty plate in the sink*

[LAST PROPHET MINISTRY ❤️⚔️ @Queefhurricane]

Rhinos are just fat unicorns.

[LAST PROPHET MINISTRY ❤️⚔️ @Queefhurricane]

Human beings really have this special way of fucking everything up.