RafterManChild

90% of the time I'm tweeting naked.
Axe slinger @redwitchjohnny.

Pizza-Fuzz-Beer-Repeat

Suspicious of penguins.

[RafterManChild @kevinbry]

Thick Thighs Saves Lives.

[RafterManChild @kevinbry]

@JackLinks Most definitely

[RafterManChild @kevinbry]

Yo @JackLinks how you gonna do me dirty like this!?

[RafterManChild @kevinbry]

Help support my fuzz addiction 🖤

[RedWitch Johnny @RedWitchJohnny]

Flash sale ⚡🧙‍♂️⚡

[RafterManChild @kevinbry]

@JasonIsbell is a gift we don't deserve ❤️

[RafterManChild @kevinbry]

My daily reminder. #MaskUp

[RafterManChild @kevinbry]

Oklahoma: "We need to get a better handle on our ongoing outbreaks in COVID cases"

Gov Stitt: "Best I can do is thoughts and prayers"

[RafterManChild @kevinbry]

Y'all underestimate the importance of us getting to say

"Madam Vice President" ❤️

[RafterManChild @kevinbry]

Champagne and ice cream for breakfast ❤️ #PresidentElectJoe

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[RafterManChild @kevinbry]

Stupidity is a powerful weapon

[RafterManChild @kevinbry]

I've worked retail for 20 years. You don't think I haven't heard

"This is my stripper money"

Every fuckin time someone pays with $1s.

[RafterManChild @kevinbry]

We're 8 months into this. You didn't forget your mask.

You just want to use that excuse so you don't have to wear one.

[bookish M.Ed 🇭🇹 @aROSEthatGREW]

HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLES’ DAY!

History summed up in ONE sentence.

[Tony @tsm560]

You’re gonna take google’s word over mine? Fine. FINE.

[RafterManChild @kevinbry]

Happy Columbus day.

Just kidding, fuck that guy.

[Horatio Quartzjixler @Quartzjixler]

"This motherfucker never retweets me."
- me, about a motherfucker who never retweets me

[Jesse Fernandez @JesseFernandez]

Happy Fuck Christopher Columbus Day!

[Horatio Quartzjixler @Quartzjixler]

Quote retweeters are like guys who graffitti on public murals.

[Dad In A Bear Suit @dadinabearsuit]

Old guys have grill skills. That steak I just made was a panty dropper.