bread

what’s up freeak

[mia @httpsosweet]

I love asking clarifying questions like What is that What did you say What does that mean What

[bread @justbreadftco]

@Meagthestallion So we are in retrograde

[bread @justbreadftco]

Calling out of work so I finish work for my other job 🙃🙃 we’re not supposed to live like this bro

[Babis Jurídico Armand 🧛🏾 @Gabibunnyy]

A comunidade bissexual tbm perdoa os pecados do vampiro Armand

[Matt🐘 @MelonMatt93]

Damn its crazy its like normal people been trynna tell yall this shit

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in fat and sleepy to work

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Every time I pay $400 for groceries, I just have to remind myself to be grateful for the new White House ballroom and the war in Iran

[jay @kendallhosseini]

sid not letting the kids win is frying me

[🦋 @astr0l0gyjunk]

No. They think you’re a dummy who doesn’t love herself or put herself first

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[zoob @penkindel]

hockey off season be like:

[clown baby @clownbusting]

when people stay in passionless relationships where they no longer experience attraction and choose habituation instead of autonomy i get really scared

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

People who eat gas station hotdogs watching all the salad eaters shit themselves

[swinky @swinkying]

keep that shit up ur gonna be reincarnated as a fuckin barnacle bro

[Colonel Keezner @Colonel_Keez]

No sex for me thanks👍I'm going to the aquarium instead

[jord 🦦 @freshwaterjord]

Any time I’m with my dad in public it’s like I’m taking an alien out on his first day here on earth

[sunny ☀︎ @sunlesbian]

not pwhl players. y’all be safe though

[✦ eshpur ✦ @eshpur]

✣ Medieval Jimothy ✣