i genuinely love a trip to the post office but i hate people that are trying to pick up a weird package because it always requires the one employee to travel 1000 miles to find it
Elon tried to rally the Geeks and Nerds for Trump Vance.
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends
and break all bonds of fellowship,
but it is not this day.
#GeeksandNerdsforHarrisWalz
“excuse me, is this the area for uber?”
Sir, the entire parking lot has huge blue pillars labeled uber on its be side and pink ones labeled lyft on the other.
April 1st kicks off the most insufferable month on the internet, one filled with corporations making up annoying lies for clicks, then comes the Miss Congeniality April 25th meme, and we end with the "it's gonna be May" bit we suffer through every spring.
I hope next year everyone forgets about the concept of “cringe” and decides to be corny as hell. Be as passionately heartfelt as you can about stuff you love. Where has apathy and cynicism gotten us? We’re all stressed, repressed, depressed
Going to LA in August. Had plans for a certain bars but now my #1 priority is getting sandwiches at Ariana and Katie’s place if it’s open. #PumpRules#solidarity#thesemenaretrash