jake

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[jake @justjakeplease]

@Shadypenguinn and I’ll do it again and again and again 😈

[Christopher @molochofficial]

It’s increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she’d have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

Conservative NIMBYs when they realize the truth about fiscally responsible city planning.

[chilliams @Caraboutmee]

You’re fucking disgusting

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

they should invent an election where you watch the results and don’t want to kiII yourself

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Harrison Ford has released a speech, saying that he will vote for Kamala Harris for President.

“When dozens of former members of the Trump administration are sounding alarms, saying, ‘For God’s sake, don’t do this again,’ you have to pay attention”

[critter @BecomingCritter]

My college friend had gone his whole life single. He was getting depressed and asked for my advice. I told him to ask out 20 people on a lowkey date. He asked two, the second became his girlfriend. It’s that easy

[Gary Winslett 🌐🇺🇸 @GaryWinslett]

A small but great example of this is how there’s was this huge freak out out the bee population declining but then next to no one heard about the new population recovery. 1/4

[David Zipper @DavidZipper]

The research says, "No, they do not."

https://t.co/50wKXeuH8p

[Melissa & Chris Bruntlett @modacitylife]

You’ll barely notice, but this arterial road is intersected by several side streets.

Rather than sinking humans down into the space of crossing cars, the foot and cycle paths are raised, continuous and prioritized—reducing driver entitlement.

This should be standard everywhere.

[jake @justjakeplease]

What has the King of England been drinking to be looking so young???

[chriscjackson on Bluesky @ChrisCJackson]

TRUMP: My political opponents should face a firing squad.

HARRIS: Here’s my sixteen-point plan to directly target middle class families and help them succeed.

NEW YORK TIMES: Both candidates trade barbs in the final week of the race.

[jake @justjakeplease]

and succeeded it’s a rat autumn yall

[Ophelia :) @OpheliaWight]

We tried our best to make rat cookies

[Strong Towns @StrongTowns]

Parking mandates force businesses to purchase and maintain additional land for car storage. This not only makes it harder for small businesses to open, but also reduces the walkability and pleasantness of a place.

[How-Sen @HowSenChong]

I don’t understand the argument that bike lanes need to go on secondary streets.

Since drivers are so comfortable in their cars and it takes less physical exertion to drive than it does to bike, shouldn’t it be cars that take the side streets? Bikes take the main arterials?

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

Imagine a world where every neighborhood could have a little plant shop, cafe, or pub within walking distance. It would be the hub of the whole community.

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

they prefer being called Christians

[Bradley Brownell @PluginHyBrad]

Car-related hills I will die on:

"Jaywalking" should be legal everywhere
Drive-thrus should be banned
School drop-off lines should be eradicated
Kei cars should be legal
Ride a motorcycle without a helmet, lose your license AND bike
Drivers licenses should be WAY harder to get