juuls

some of my tweets have impressed thousands

[juuls @juulsrules]

@Yash25571056 are you being sinophobic?

[flglmn @flglmn]

https://t.co/Evrz1YWtBS

[juuls @juulsrules]

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@swarthyhero

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Using modern science,

[The Museum of Curiosities @CuriosMuseum]

A baby and an adult compared as if they were the same size. Using Modern Science. 1951.

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@swarthyhero wait have you been lying about other things as well in your other posts??

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@the_fresh_eye @josiahhughes you can’t smell your posts, but i can,

[jos @josiahhughes]

instagram promoted the coolest poet i’ve ever seen in my life

[juuls @juulsrules]

@getfiscal im just glad the Chinese stopped appropriating German culture

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@swarthyhero mc#erry Christmas and sorry about the dad joke hope that wasn’t in bad taste

[juuls @juulsrules]

what zero willful suspension of disbelief does to a mfer

[Martin Bauer @martinmbauer]

It pains me to see eminent colleagues like Neil deGrasse Tyson propagate elementary mistakes.

What would really be the implications of taking Santa Claus seriously?

I’ll repeat the basics of Santa Mechanics. A theory way more advanced than Neil let’s on here.

🎄🧵 1/13

[juuls @juulsrules]

@zlingray wtfs causing that AQI

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@ItsmindofJson stay blessed

[juuls @juulsrules]

so tru bestie

[Will @Evolving_Moloch]

Complaints about commercialization of Christmas & Santa don’t really work because commercialization is a major reason the traditions have survived and thrived into present day. A fat guy who pressures you to buy stuff is the perfect tutelary spirit for WEIRD industrial capitalism

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

how to tell if a cashmere knit is high quality

1. cheap cashmere is coated w chemicals, so when ur in a store, bring the sweater up to ur nose & smell it
2. rub it across ur lips to see if it's greasy
3. put the sleeve in ur mouth & taste it
4. now gently chew
5. eat the sleeve

[Dripped Out Trade Unionists @UnionDrip]

If you got it, a truck (or sleigh) brought it to you

[juuls @juulsrules]

@ItsmindofJson love me some crunchy hotdog rice

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@FTate05 Mitch murder is the only one I can sink my teeth into hes on another level

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@tonyhawktruther white people gonna ypepo!