jacey

Yes, I am dead, and it's great!

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

i can hold a conversation. it will just be strange and confusing

[noelle ♡ @fairymelodia]

at therapy saying “don’t worry about it” to every question

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette

[drew @drewsul_]

popping an edible before my shift at lumon just to fuck with my innie

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

-First Career Interception.
-First player in the modern era to score a Super Bowl TD on their birthday.
-He's only 22.

Coop, you dawg.

[Jane Symons @JaneSymons1]

If it weren't for a supermarket security guard persuading a woman to make a complaint against Pelicot for up-skirting, his horrific crimes would not have come to light.

While we celebrate the courage of Gisele Pelicot, let's also rethink our approach to 'minor' sex crimes.

[chamomile @nollywoodstemme]

firm believer that its possible to be sweet & compassionate, and also a relentless hater...
i've dedicated my life to proving this by example.

[chance @chanceposts]

just remembered you have to open up to be loved

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

I would talk to a squirrel for any reason

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

social battery running out at the function, call that loosing my yappetite

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i’ve been getting into sparkling water

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

i love being a pedestrian i loove having the right of way it is like a drug to me

[jimmy falun gong @eviIcherub]

when will the met gala theme be indie sleaze

[Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey]

I hate when people accuse me of lolly gagging when I'm quite clearly dilly dallying

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

sometimes i look at my grocery lists and im like girl bffr

[moo @mopykav]

i hope i am not just a woman to you but also a threat

[໊ @user0000O0]

“stand up for yourself” girl i have low iron

[no doubt @selontheweb]

i am addicted to having an appetizer of sleep on my couch before moving to my bed for sleep entrees