amonkeyinmanhattan

Bio? - Don't you know 'persona' is Latin for mask. Just saying! All views expressed are mine unless they're from someone else.

[amonkeyinmanhattan @jwalker19657]

@CallMeStat What about 'Escape to Victory'?

[amonkeyinmanhattan @jwalker19657]

@wsebag AMOUNT OF PEOPLE
The number of illiterate broadcasters, not employed by the BBC, that don't know how to cunt nonces!

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

Never meet your heroes. They'll invariably disappoint you by asking awkward questions about why you've been standing outside their house all night playing the tuba.

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

NORMAL PEOPLE: Fireworks are ok at 6pm when little kids can enjoy them and nobody gets too stressed.

DICKHEADS: Fireworks are great at 10pm when they piss everyone off, scare their pets, and wake up their kids.

WORLD CLASS FUCKWITS: It’s midnight! You know what would be fun?

[amonkeyinmanhattan @jwalker19657]

@Pras_fpl Absolutely CNN with John King at 'the Magic Wall'. Reminiscent of the data analysis of the Fpl Wire!
Of course, it's left leaning but the up to date interrogation of the dropped batches and communication of the relevance of them is second to none.

[Drew Savicki @DrewSav]

It is now election day. If you are voting today please remember the proper voting procedure. Pants go all the way off in the voting booth but underwear must remain on at all times.

[#Randy @RandyResist]

I love this person with all my heart.💙💙💙💙💙💙
— Taken in Asheville, North Carolina🫶

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

I have a home contents insurance with the Co-op, that cost £412 for the year. They've just told me they're pleased to renew it, for £2,124 a year. They must have found out I teach fire-eating in the living room.

[@[email protected] @mrchrisaddison]

This person thinks he loves opera, but is precisely the kind of smug, self-delighted dimwit doing it the most harm. I went to the Eras tour AND Glyndebourne this year and they were both fucking amazing. It’s not a fucking competition, you tedious snob. Opera and Swift for all!

[amonkeyinmanhattan @jwalker19657]

@Outlaw__Mike Brilliant post. I shall always check now.
Knowledge is power!

[Outlaw Mike @Outlaw__Mike]

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[Julie Street 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Juliest101]

This is so childish but I bloody love it.

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

The only way Badenoch and Jenrick can now secure victory is to prove that they are the most right-wing.

By dawn, one of them must invade Poland.

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

"We're sending our love from wartown Gaza to you, Sam Morsy"

Despite the dire situation, Gazan fans watch and show Sam Morsy's support during his game vs Aston Villa for his support for Palestine.

Special thanks to @AbubakerAbedW & @afsc_org for keeping football alive in Gaza.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Oh, she ATE

[amonkeyinmanhattan @jwalker19657]

...'astonishingly audacious'....I can't find one word of condemnation for this breathtakingly outrageous murder of innocent people. People who were using them to evade Israeli surveillance. Beware vpn users.

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

a friend sent this to me

[amonkeyinmanhattan @jwalker19657]

@GrantTucker ......and that he's David Cameron's talented and useful long-lost twin.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

will ferrell and kristen wiig presenting the 2013 golden globe for best actress will never not be iconic.

[Truth Matters @politicsusa46]

No words required.
#DemVoice1 #wtpBLUE #ONEV1