John Windmueller

PhD in Conflict Analysis & Resolution. DC and Baltimore-based improviser. Director of WIT@Work.

[John Windmueller @jwindm]

@Penn @PennMedicine @NobelPrize Instead of trying to underservedly claim credit for Dr. Karikó's work, perhaps it's a time to issue an apology and reevaluate the dept and faculty that pushed her out.

[John Windmueller @jwindm]

@Foxabilo Any news on addressing this issue? I started encountering this error today.

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Scout being Scout

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Cupcakes are just cakes with commitment issues.

[John Windmueller @jwindm]

Thoughts after taking a sip from my coffee cup while leading a workshop...
"Oh no, this coffee is really cold."
"Yuck, this coffee is really weak."
"Oh, this is water."

[John Windmueller @jwindm]

@UF You absolutely are supressing your faculty's freedom of speech and academic freedom and deserve all the national scorn and litigation this brings you.

[John Windmueller @jwindm]

@USPSHelp I need help troubleshooting a package.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

American infrastructure, especially our power grids, are not prepared for a world in climate crisis. We need to wake up. Today it’s Texas, but these problems aren’t only local and they’re going to get worse.
https://t.co/vfi2vy8xAJ

[John Windmueller @jwindm]

If the president pardons a turkey every year, what are all the other turkeys guilty of?

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@RogueAmoeba I'm trying to purchase your podcast bundle, but keep getting the error "https://t.co/lfFlM6WE0r refused to connect" from the store/site. Please take my money :-) (And thanks for having betas for the M1 processor!)

[John Windmueller @jwindm]

@nprscottsimon That bear joke was grizzly.

[Jamie Ford @JamieFord]

WHY ARE WE ALLOCATING EMERGENCY AID FOR THE ARTS?

Screamed by people who have been watching Netflix, reading books, and playing video games for 18 hours/day.

[John Windmueller @jwindm]

Apparently spring breakers are out in force at Daytona Beach, and I just try to take solace in the knowledge that nearby New Smyrna Beach is the shark bite capital of the world.

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@mrmattwalsh I assume your online classes will be dropping any mention of "I've got your back,” what with the raging hypocrisy between that and your layoffs.

[Medium Rare @MediumRareDC]

If anyone knows of anyone over 70 in the DMV that is quarantined , at home and needs a meal tonight , please DM me .. we will make sure they get dinner .

[John Windmueller @jwindm]

“The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." - Albert Bartlett, Physicist (1976) #Coronvirus https://t.co/0jNfNE5zBR

[John Windmueller @jwindm]

I assume that anti-vax folks are super stoked about coronavirus, since this is exactly the situation they seem nostalgic for.
#MakeAmericaNotHerdImmuneAgain #coronavirus

[John Windmueller @jwindm]

@MessingSusan I always quote (with credit) your line in workshops and classes. And I follow it with, "Of course, if you're the only one having fun, then maybe ask yourself some questions about that." 🙂

[John Windmueller @jwindm]

This is such a wonderful example of the importance and power of making clear emotional choices in performance. Susan Egan coaching an amateur performer in a role Egan originated on Broadway... https://t.co/AqZ4c95vlf

[John Windmueller @jwindm]

Got @disneyplus for Mandalorian, which hasn’t disappointed, but my favorite thing has been @kristenbell’s Encore! - such a compelling argument for the value of arts education and theater programs.