el padre.

weird? barely human.

[Y ᕮ ᕮ Z ᑌ S 🚂 @Ph32Henrique]

eu to assistindo filme parcelado

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

Seeing me in person hardly ever happens, I’m mostly just an idea.

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Terrible scenes on my banking app, I can’t even tell whether I’m looking at my balance or the time😭😭😭😭

[Big T @e_buk_a]

When the desired is not available, the available becomes desired

[• @exloversX]

“you handled it so well”

me at 3am:

[mika @mikasagrada]

tudo isso só pra morrer num dia qualquer.

[egó bèké @luchymoe]

Whatever love I gave you is yours to keep

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

[⚭ @lekimgym]

i’m very self aware. which hasn’t solved anything.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

"I saw you and you didn't even say hi"

Me walkin down the street:

[Alina ♰ @emalkova22]

All this shi just to die on a random day

[kpoffman @6ryte]

That whole "everything but penetration" virgin phenomenon is so crazy to me. Do you know how evil you gotta be to try to gaslight God on a technicality?

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

NO BAD DAYS IN MAY

[Hadi @lolnvmtho]

I’m forever a ‘you could’ve just told me’ kind of person. I can handle the truth. I can’t handle being lied to.

[Zion @zionwelt]

Distant? Yes. But a bad friend? Never.

[Marcus @MarkyDee3]

I like women that actually show you that they like you

[Ɔdadeɛ15 @odadee15]

One flame, two legends. Who's the 🐐?

Pepe or Tess?
#TorchAndBonfireNight

[Better Men @Better_men]

Some get it, some act like they don’t get it but they do