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bruv

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i mean yeah i’m married but i’m currently moonlighting as my automotive repair shops’s clingy gf

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and you know what it IS a banger

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luke said “i want to play you this banger” and then put on celine dion

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

therapists: have a good day! ily text me

psychiatrists:

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*listening to christmas music in the car*
me:

luke: he really put his whole michael bùblussy into this album huh

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starting a petition for luke to shave back down to a mustache who else is in

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husband thoughts

[maui @dascheney]

going into work for the 9th day in a row

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kinda rude of my skin to go straight from acne to wrinkles

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the twitter algorithm really did me dirty with this one

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luke really just said “wanna see something really cool?” and showed me this

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crazy how i won’t let my dog drink tap water but i will let her lick in between each one of my toes

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two years ago for christmas my mom gave my brother, my dad, and my husband bamboo underwear and to this day they are still talking about it

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luke started talking about the air force and i thought he meant the shoes and yes i’m a college grad that votes

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@Kate_Griff1161

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really spicing it up on the way to work today by playing the same 5 songs i always do but in the reverse order 😙✌🏻