k0htee🤸🏽‍♀️

I like to take naps and sip tequila.

[k0htee🤸🏽‍♀️ @K0HTEE]

@oooshii_im_dope My man my man my man 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾

[k0htee🤸🏽‍♀️ @K0HTEE]

I need a new MacBook

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

110% yes

[Softboy @softboy_w]

Ngga your doctor can't whoop you, tell them u smokin and fuckin raw so they can accurately diagnose your scary ass.

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Don’t come around here making solutions I said I can’t go

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

You leave potatoes alone for a week & them mfs start growing teeth & box braids.

[Nel✨ @mrsalexsmith___]

Not Issa performing Broken 🐱 as her entrance at the Insecure 10th Anniversary event!😂 She did what needed to be done!! Ugh miss this show sm

[27. @dimvji]

need like six months where no one expects anything from me

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

there is a dangerous little window after I complete a task where i could either become unstoppable or look at my phone.

[victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

me risking my entire future for 8 extra minutes of sleep

[k0htee🤸🏽‍♀️ @K0HTEE]

@N0_wayjose Exactlyyyy .. wth is going on out here

[k0htee🤸🏽‍♀️ @K0HTEE]

Since when is a trim an additional $50? 🫪

[k0htee🤸🏽‍♀️ @K0HTEE]

Unfortunately I’m very invested in this Congo basin exploration

[Simone @AllBri_]

Shit, did I miss season 2???

[k0htee🤸🏽‍♀️ @K0HTEE]

This uber driver dropped me off at my apartment & proceeded to call me Big Money like 5 times and ask for $50. Then wanted my number. Get me out of hereeee 😭

[k0htee🤸🏽‍♀️ @K0HTEE]

I hate when coworkers heat up funky ass food in the break room

[k0htee🤸🏽‍♀️ @K0HTEE]

😕

[megan good @jckhatesme]

black people with small lips are always evil

[Slappy @Slapmemam]

i gave it some thought and now it's worse

[prada me @yslmybtc]

he pulled my panties to the side and his phone fell out

[TIM3 BANDIT♐ @kiengkevin]

Sometimes I look at emails I've written & genuinely can't believe I'm pretending to be this professional.