Lane Myer

Skier ⛷ Cartoonist ✍️ Sax player 🎷 Occasionally obsessed 🤷‍♂️ Dramatic death wish ☠️ Greendale High School 🎓

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

@mikewichter Oh, thanks

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

@RoyStalinHaiku @MountBrodie Oh, sorry I missed your anniversary, champ

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

Sounds epic

[Roy Stalin @RoyStalinHaiku]

Fourteen years of me
Dropping haikus, skiing, and
Tormenting the clod.

#haiku @k12dude @MountBrodie

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

I have a great fear of having relish on my nose. How gross. Someone might think it’s a booger

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

@LADIDA83 I mean, if you’re into that sort of thing

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

Buying hats. Lots of hats.

[Mt Brodie Ski Area @MountBrodie]

LAST CHANCE to save 30% off EVERYTHING in the Brodie Ski Shop. Don’t delay! 🤘
https://t.co/U1QgU3wS0R

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

@MountBrodie I’ll be on the ski team this year you’ll see, tough guy

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

@TheFixerESQ @RoyStalinHaiku @DianeFranklin80 @curtisisbooger Can I be excused, I’m not feeling well. I’m just going to be excused

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

@stonygirl @MikeySlashic Just can’t eat any spicy food for a while

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

@funbrooksie Next level. Please don’t tell mom

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

@mjhatch74 @MountBrodie @RoyStalinHaiku Gee, don’t have a dime, sorry.

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

Can’t say I love my life… but it’s ok sometimes

[Mikey Slashic @MikeySlashic]

Does anyone like this movie?😬☺️

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

@fjalvarez10 Not a bad idea. Thanks for the tip

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

I ate cat food today…

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

@mjhatch74 Great fear

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

First day of summer vacation and Badger built a pancake flipper for mom using Erector Set. That thing actually worked. Last thing I built was a birdhouse condemned by the Fair Housing Committee

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

@johncaf2002 On my list. Got some family there

[Lane Myer @k12dude]

@ddittman @curtisisbooger At least he didn’t ask if he could take out Beth

[David Dittman @ddittman]

Just saw that “Better Off Dead” is on, was quickly reminded that @curtisisbooger is among the great sidemen in ‘80s comedy…