Kayleah Ambuehl

Lover of Jesus. Wife. Pizza Enthusiast. 🍕

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

Hannah went into the bathroom & rounded the corner where a mirror was & jumped @ her reflection bc she thought it was another person 😂

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

@pygreg Just wear gloves while working, its not like anyone will see and judge you 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

@pygreg 😂😂 he honestly hasn’t done too bad with it! Just pooped and peed on it a couple times after thanksgiving bc it was cold and windy and he didn’t wanna go outside 🙄

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

What are the chances I can actually put wrapped presents under the tree without my puppy destroying them?

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

I’m glad I’m not alone! So annoyed that this has been happening 🙄🙄

[Morgan ☆ @Mo_Haycook]

Anybody else’s iPhone reading their messages...as in it doesn’t notify you they texted and it marked it as read but you quite clearly did not know you received it.

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

The best thing about being pregnant on thanksgiving? Maternity pants have plenty of room for all the food you eat 😋💁🏼‍♀️🤰🏼

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

@pygreg

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

Don’t get me wrong, I’m SO thankful I only have/had mild COVID symptoms when it could be so much worse...but imagine being pregnant and wanting to eat everything in sight/having cravings and NOT BEING ABLE TO TASTE ANYTHING...straight up not a good time y’all 😅🙃

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

Me: “which powerpuff girl would I be?”
Brett: “hmm, probably buttercup..”
Me: “but I wanted to be blossom..buttercup is mean”
Brett: “but what about how you like to hit me and be aggressive...” 😅🙃🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

@racieb Meanwhile I just noticed I have glue in my hair and my first thought was “I need a new profession” 😂 all about perspective I suppose lol

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

Waitress (to Brett): “do you want ketchup with your fries?”
Brett (to me): “do YOU want ketchup with MY fries?”

We have reached a new level in our marriage 😂🥰

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

Living in a 2 story townhome means video calling your husband who’s upstairs to ask him if something you found on your puppy is normal instead of showing him in person so you don’t have to get up 😂😅

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

How many box cuts will I get from packing/moving this weekend?

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

@kenra1123 @TweetingColin As a fellow adult, I’d like you to consider returning it and instead investing in a instant pot which can be used as a slow cooker and so much more, it’s a game changer 😍

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

Thankful for whoever invented the balayage and 2015 me for deciding to only do that to my hair from here on out so my hair isn’t looking crazy during this quarantine 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

I asked brett to guess what I was doing (from the other room) and out of all the possibilities in the world he guess “doing a puzzle and eating chocolate” WHAT THE HECK HOW DOES HE KNOW ME SO WELL?? AM I THAT PREDICTABLE??

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

Me: *puts on eyeliner and mascara*
Brett 20 minutes later: *points right in my face* “you did your eyes! See! I notice things!!” *goes back to working* 😅😂

[Kayleah Ambuehl @k_amb17]

@bnpertl the wide variety of your tweets is very amusing to me 😂

[Mr. Ben @pertlicious]

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

Conversely, if all you have is love, everyone looks like someone to be valued.

Choose your tools purposefully.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

The line between snack and meal has never in history been this blurred