Colin

He/Him • Mumford & Sons Fan • Chicago Sports Fanatic • High School History/Government/Media Production Teacher

[Colin @TweetingColin]

AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Who wants a @JuiceHerbert signed orange helmet? 👀

RT for the chance to win!

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Meanwhile in Chicago.

[Capt. Caleb Williams @CaptCSWilliams]

Mother—

Forgive my prolonged silence. How fares the farm?

The men drill tirelessly near Lake's Forest with a looming battle against the Hawk Tuah Men of Tenn's Sea.

The candle flickers as it casts shadows of Midway Monsters. Chicago long yearns for such triumph.

Yours.
—CW

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

FRODO: *puts on the ring*

SAURON: https://t.co/Dg09tNcchu

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

"Hey try this IPA, I think you'll really lik--"

Me:

[Dan Hausen Numbers @Danno2430]

once again

[Drea Pappageorgas @49ersDrea]

General Lebron James crossing the Delaware

[H. McDuffee @HaydenMcDuffee]

Ol’ Joe really took this to heart, huh?

[eric with a c @kirkeskid]

there's only one person who can save Biden now...

[Colin @TweetingColin]

What example are you setting for these cubs? Spare them this embarrassment. Leave the corporate greed to lesser animals. You are above this.

[Colin @TweetingColin]

I return from my Twitter hiatus to ask this:

Why do these idiot Charmin Papa Bears keep buying other tp? Like, don’t they get free Charmin?

[Colin @TweetingColin]

I’ll be honest. My real gripe is with this guy. Look, you are the head of the ULTRA STRONG CHARMIN family. Did you expect the regular stuff to cut it? Give me a break

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Good morning!

Who dresses better? Alpha males or little dogs? Let's explore. 🧵

[𝕯𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉 Moroz @Dread_Botlord]

Kendrick had Crips and Bloods shaking hands dancing to him calling Drake a pedophile to an entire audience of screaming fans. There has never been such a complete cultural victory before this. this is Genghis Khan levels of hating.

[Nick Gerlock 🇵🇸 @NickGerlock]

Watching all 3 Austin Powers movies at once