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[Ashley @k_ash_mc]

@user84829272 Yes and you likely wouldn’t be able to get an epidural if your WBC are elevated 🫪

[James @jamesmacd10]

When people who watch house of the dragon are unironically team green I get really scared of them

[Ashley @k_ash_mc]

@dimvji Okay not even fucking lying, dude in front of me at the last one was 7 ft tall. My friend asked him bc we were so flabbergasted. Of course that would happen to me. Wide dude too

[Ashley @k_ash_mc]

@fearmeitsbre I had some secret cold subs hidden from my very cautious and nervous husband ☠️but some days that’s all I wanted to eat

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I couldn’t go on love island cause I have a cpap machine

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

I love Pop Base reporting on this as if it is a real political event

[pris @pwiscila]

I would like to play a small part in a Tubi Original.

[browt @_br0f]

Stretching out your legs in bed while pregnant is like Russian roulette but the bullet is a charlie horse

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

reflecting pool situation very relatable to anyone whose dad fucked up the pool maintenance and then got really defensive about it

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

If I send you this, just know I took matters into my own hands and made things so much worse

[zoë bread @zoebread]

i’ve never seen a picture of a group of people sat around a table at a restaurant that wasn’t a terrible picture

[Andy Malafarina @andymalafarina]

All the pajama pants at Walmart were at half mast today.

[Ashley @k_ash_mc]

@GovernorAnne Yes generally when you own a dog it’s because you enjoy the presence of the dog

[Ashley @k_ash_mc]

@sunfwrpwr Yeah probably lol

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life